The Ban game cont.

Banned for calling himself a dude and using an avatar that looks like a little girl

 

banned for living in the same country as me.

 

banned for not defending my honor.

 

Banned for walking up to a drive-through window.

 

Banned for rollerblading on your street at night....................naked

 

Banned for chewing your way through the window to get outside again..

 

Banned for kidnapping his neighbors scarecrow

 

banned for takin my scarecrow all the way to Canada and then asking for a ransom...

 

Banned for riding your peewee herman bike wearing short shorts that are wayyyyyyy too short

 

banned for peeing in a gatorade bottle and putting it back in the fridge...

 

Banned for NOT peeing in a gatorade bottle after I politely asked you too.

 

Banned for not being old enough to drink ,smoke or drive......and probably doing it anyway

 

banned for banning the rebellious youth of today.. at every opportunity

 

Banned for calling me old

 

banned for being old.

 

Banned for telling your new neighbors that their house was built on an old native indian burial ground and that everyone who has ever lived in that house is now dead

 

Banned for sending rollerblades and trampolines to various old folks homes.

 

Banned for getting naked and painting yourself white then casually walking around the mall pretending to be invisible

 

banned for NOT getting naked and painting yourself white then casually walking around the mall pretending to be invisible.

all the cool kids are doing it.

 

Banned for trying to be trendy and "with the times".