How do i ask a priest for forgiveness in this situation???

man this dude was just caught in a Pgh church smoking crack..
I dont thinks I could find me a well respected girl to give me some head while in a church.. but if they got some crack whores in church Id be sure to make a few donations..

 

hahahahahahahahahahahaha that made me laugh so hard! also to the op who cares? theres no hell so what ever. but if u really do wanna apolagize just do it, im sure theve heard the weirdest shit u can imagine, and than some.

 

tell the priest he can suck you off as well if only he will relay to god that your sorry for your sin..
im sure he will put in a good word for you then..

wait are you over 14?
you may be to old for this to work...

 

I got high at the buddhist chruch once.
My X's fantacy was to have sex in a catholic church consesionnal stands.
Your probably not goin to hell as much as us

 

A: i was forced catholic as a kid. now im pagan, and i wasn't struck down, so fuck it.
B: IF hell actually exists as it does in the christian faiths, then it is more crowded then 'heaven'
C: what is the fucking point of confessing your 'sins' to a man who (supposedly) doesn't sin? if he ever got a blow job on the stairs in a church he'd understand. its a way of letting him judge you.

he'll make you feel bad, and who wants that?

 

Not true dude i dont go out with her yet

 

Im not it actually was a joke thread entill i started to feel a lil bad but still i know god forgives me because he loves me and forgives everybody and besides i only was gettn my dick wet nothing wrong with that right...

 

16 nigga lol

 

yep def. too old.. time for plan b..

 

someone teach a smoking budda how to multi quote.. sssssheeeeeeeeeezz.