Sipping on Boone's Farm

I think I found a way to cheaply feel like I'm in high school again, lol. I'm not a big drinker, but last night was my friend's 21st and I paid for a 6 pack of Miller Chill for him and decided to be frugal and buy myself two bottles of Boone's Farm, lol. I got Blue Hawaiian, which I'm currently drinking, and the strawberry kind which tastes like rotten apples. Ahhhh...cheap wine. Cheap crappy wine.

 

I can honestly say I have never had it... But that's all my co-worker talks about, how he is going to sit in his underwear all weekend and sip on some Boone's Farm...

 

haha

I would like to be a fly on your shoulder when you are at work.

 

do we need to have a intervention with you to?

 

I'm not into drinking like i used to be... It feels more like a task then something fun... When I do drink though, Vodka and Gatorade is a really good combination.... Or spice rum and coke.

 

is it normally expensive to pretend you're back in high school?

 

Weed is more expensive than Boone's Farm. And I imagine trespassing fines are probably pretty expensive, too.

 

silently masturbating while your parents are asleep in the next room is free

 

lol, I'm never home to do that, though.

 

Purchasing a low-end fortified wine can also make you feel like a wino


Hotwater

 

They still make Boones farm? That was years ago I drank that wine! That and Yago Sangria!

Isn't Boones Farm carbonated wine?

 

Yeah, it's carbonated...the first night you have it, lol. Then it goes all flat...

 

Man oh man...Boone's Farm. I've had many a bottle in my day.

It's really the only wine I ever actually like because it's sweet. Real wine tastes like rotten grapes to me.

 

Yeah, I didn't mind the Blue Hawaiian, and it kinda made me stagger a bit, but I'm sure I'd have to have a whole bottle or two to get drunk. Darn.

 

Boone's Farm is good if you want a two-day sugar hangover.

 

Does it taste like sugary wine cooler...?

 

Yeah, it's really sweet, nasty stuff.

 

My wife drinks that shit all the time. Chick drinks just don't interest me. Except for some kind of shit she got the other day that had 10% alcohol in it.... normally we can't get anything over 6% unless we go to a liquor store, so this shit was a shock to me. It only came in 4 packs, but damn, that shit fucked u up quick

 

I used to be a hard liquor kind of person, no chasers, straight shots, but I become a fucking alcoholic if you give me a drink, so the taste of Crown Royal, Smirnoff Vodka, Grey Goose Vodka, or white rum makes me want to hurl.

 

boones farm is what whinos drink