How many times a day do you crap

I crap at least 2 to 4 times a day.

 

on an average day, 3-5.

an 8 crapper day wouldn't be that big a surprise either though

 

every time I pee

 

if i'm at home and not drinking that's usually how it works out for me

 

a couple, I don't really know...

 

Once if that.

 

Depends on what I ate that day.

 

Women dont go to the washroom. Its all done through photosynthesis.

 

hahaha, I agree with Cate.

 

1 a day. Only 3 times if I drank lots of beer the day before, or ate a loaf of sprouted wheat bread. Any more than two a day regularly, that's not normal.

 

how old are you people?

this is definitely a conversation i'd expect out of octogenarians... but not you all....

geez....

 

Anyone ever held it in for three days and done a tri-colour?

 

no

 

I've gone over 2 weeks without shitting before because of various reasons. when I finally did, it smelled like nothing i've ever smelled before, and was black and about the consistancy of coal

 

That's how Scottish people in the old days used to heat their houses.

 

i don't know how it burnt, but it tasted a bit bland

 

Did you try smoking it?

 

no, but I did crush it up and snort it. not quite the buzz I was looking for but decent nonetheless

 

once or twice a day. but sometimes i skip.
i'm not one of those girls that holds it just to hold it though. i go when i need to.
you all sound pretty healthy to me. wow, i'm surprised at how much some of you crap.