I was dancing to michael jackson in a pair of pajamas and had nothing under and my friend was there and I ripped my pants exposing the frank and beans.
I accidentaly peed during sex once. Oh and I still as an adult will wet the bed like once every few years. Anyway the night I lost my virginity I wet the bed that was embarassing too.
doin the dirty with my bf. My olds were in their room down the hall at the time, and when we were done and i'd finished my vocals for that night, we got up to find my door open......and my parents not too happy........:& And another time when we were...ahem....being naughty and found out that the phone was off the hook, and the person on the other end was there listening to everything. God that one was hard to explain..... ive had more but yes.......lets not go there.....
I was at a gas station on the way to go camping with some friends and one of them came up behind me and flagged me because I was only wearing mesh Nike shorts. The boxers came down with the shorts in front of about 8 people gassing up their cars and an assload of cars sitting at the light on the road.
i was 15 giving my b/f head at the time...and my sister who was 17...walked into my room.. guess i forgot to lock the door..
erm...cant remember...probably this time i was doing it with an ex boyfriends and i got a little overexcited and went at it like crazy making a lot of noise...then his mum knowck on the door and say "Guys dinner's ready"...ooooo i wanted to die!
I was 17 when I got married. My husband was 18 and just joined the Army. So I was still living with my parents until I finished school. A couple of days after we got married, my parents went out to dinner with a couple of friends of theirs. After they returned home they decided to show the friends the house. My father came charging in my room turned on the light, There we was making love. The lock on my door was fixed the next morning so there would not be a repeat performance.
I've not had sex yet :& so the most embarresing thing would have to beee the time i played spin the bottle about 2 years ago and this girl i was kissing had this strange fetish type thing where she licked the insides of my teeth and then made fart noises in my mouth, that was great :s
I was 69ing my gf one time. I was on top though. I felt a little fart come out at the same time she's sucking me.To my surprise, she gasped a bit and came up for air with a little diarreah on her nose. Not a pleasant ending!
Mine has to be the time I got pretty high down where we all hang out. I was making out with this guy and I could see another couple having sex so I gave him oral. When I was done, I heard clapping and found everyone had been watching me!
for som reason it wasnt soo embarrasing at the time.. more funny.. but i brought a guy home to my mums house in the middle of the night when i was about 15.. we were huddled in the living room just verging on about to have sex.. when my mum suddenly wizzed through the door.. turned on the light and sat on the chair opposite pretending to be oblivious that we were both half naked.. thankfully we'd had a fraction of time to position ourselves umm .. more decently.. but the funniest bit was my mum started asking him stupid questions like.. what did his parents do for a living...we were both trying to play along innocent while he still had a huge erection that i was discreetly helping keep to in place.. hehe bad bad!!..he could hardly answer her questions.. she did leave eventually tho :&
I just got an ex-gf aroused and ready to go. As soon as I started going down on her she farted....right up my nose! I turned her over and spanked her ass. We then started laughing uncontrollably. That was the end of that...too soon.
One of my exes was pretty keen on sex in public places. One time we were going at it at the top of a slide on a playground, and up rolls a patrol car, spotlight shining right on us in all our naked glory. My reflexes have never been quicker - we grabbed our clothes, jumped off the slide, and ran faster than you can say 'indecent exposure.' He didn't catch us, thank god.
