An offer you can not refuse

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Sep 2, 2008.

  1. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Okay great. You may get undressed now.
     
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    Aprilshower Member

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  3. bird_migration

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    Seems like you enjoy it very much. Now lie down spread your legs.
     
  4. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    ugh.. you're makin' me wanna :puke: you're turning into a dirty old man.. soon we'll be comparing you to that creepy michael.
     
  5. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    Thanks!

    Love, Penny.
     
  6. bird_migration

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    First of all, I do not know a creepy Michael.
    Second of all, I am not turning into a dirty old man. I am one.
     
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    Hi Penny.

    Because I do not want to be seen as a dirty, old man anymore I won't offer you sex. However, if you want to offer sex I won't hold it against you.

    Love, bird.
     
  8. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    :cool: Somebody here has a super sexy mind and a memory to match.

    btw sweet avi
    :cheers2:
     
  9. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Whispers to Bird so they dont hear:-

    I think you mentioned the S word too soon.
    Hyphy might back me on this one.

    Pretend you're setting up a new religion and mention sex in say the 3rd post.Google "Raelians" for some tips.
    Good luck
    PS I'd rather not take up the offer myself, but thanks anywayI was never confused: )
     
  10. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    I would, on one condition....

    at least 2 hot, chick RT'ers are involved. :D
     

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