ugh.. you're makin' me wanna uke: you're turning into a dirty old man.. soon we'll be comparing you to that creepy michael.
First of all, I do not know a creepy Michael. Second of all, I am not turning into a dirty old man. I am one.
Hi Penny. Because I do not want to be seen as a dirty, old man anymore I won't offer you sex. However, if you want to offer sex I won't hold it against you. Love, bird.
Whispers to Bird so they dont hear:- I think you mentioned the S word too soon. Hyphy might back me on this one. Pretend you're setting up a new religion and mention sex in say the 3rd post.Google "Raelians" for some tips. Good luck PS I'd rather not take up the offer myself, but thanks anywayI was never confused: )