idiotic suitemates!! help!

dudes i have these moron suitemates next door 2 my room and they are driving me batty.. sorry just had 2 throw that out there i may have 2 go shank them with a plastic spoon

 

use a spork

 

show your dominance over them by tying them up and whipping them, using their own BDSM stuff.

 

umm if u saw them, u would probably run.. and they stank, its way worse than a simple stink.

 

I completely know how you feel, I was in this situation more than once.. talk to your R.A

 

you could always seek into their room while they're sleeping and give them a good ole' tea bagging.

 

i'm actually not sure that this is a viable alternative in this case...

 

the OP is a girl, isn't she? hmmm... lace their orange juice with acid and get them sent to a mental hospital?

 

paper bag -> put poo inside -> put outside neighbor's door -> light on fire -> ring door bell -> run & hide.

 

if it were that simple to get dosed with L, i would just be an annoying stank to everyone.

 

ok sorry i just now got on.. i am thinking about talking to the r.a. i cannot handle that im a clean freak.. the other day i nearly threw up after what one of them did 2 my toilet and of coarse i cleaned it *with my gloves on* but why in the hell must people b that disgusting?! i spray febreeze down the hall up 2 5xs a day.. if i could tackle her and drag her to the shower i totally would lol