funny poem

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by MaryJBlaze, Aug 31, 2008.

  1. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    A WOMAN'S POEM:

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    A MAN'S POEM:

    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
    huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
    and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
    d oesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

    The End
     
  2. paperairplane

    paperairplane Banned

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    binary fission!
     
  3. dirty_boots

    dirty_boots Member

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    lol funny :smile: !
     
  4. fillintheblank

    fillintheblank Member

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    very awesome and hilarious :D Loved it!
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Funny.........and true
     
  6. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    awesome.
     

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