A strange old man appeared out of nowhere and tried to lure me to his car with the offer of cheese and crackers. I should've accepted, damnit.
you did the right thing autumn; only accept cheese and crackers from strangers with guns, they import the finest cheese
One time two old people asked me for directions and were pretty obviously pretending they were extremely confused. They asked where something was and I pointed to it a few meters away. They couldn't see it! Then they asked me to get into their car and show them. Fuck that!
I see you're 19 years old. My question is how old is old? I mean if they were old like senior citizens, I would feel a little less threatened. See what I'm getting at? Was this in Chicago or downstate?
ahaah i would feel threatened either way about a week ago me and my friend had to pee so we went into this bar and there was a bathroom for one but we didn't care we were super drunk and we had to pee so anyways all the old men started howling and then this one guy tried to get me to eat his doritos he was like take it just take it! aha why do they think we like crackers and chips so much? but yea moonshines right only go with the fellas with the guns
Shit is someone had some cheese and crackers i would of been in that car in a flash. I love cheese and crackers
One time two people pulled up by my friends and told them some shit about Zion and the end of days and asked them to get in the car. I found out later that there is this cult base off of LA that believes in that kind of shit and was suspected of kidnappings.
AHA what thats crazy :[ i hate when people give things a bad name evilevil some man pulled up to me today while i was walking and was like giving me a death stare for 3 seconds and i backed up i thought i was gonna get raped for sure it was scary its hard to feel safe nowadays i wish i could just do what i want and not have to worry about getting killed i need a bodygaurd or something
