hi, i am new,. i qualify as a writer becouse i can urinate my name in the snow. i have no other writing credits except that i have written 3 books which remain unpublished. so these are my qualifications..........i suspect that i am about normal for this group....i hope you will respond and we can WRITE to each other.. i am native american and celtic if it matters............63 year old hippie back to the lander man........ i am no one important... but i like to chew the fat..........i live on the appalachian reservation out of sight of any other lights.. it is dark here at night as it should be....... my name is calyja.
oh by the second way, today i did not get much sunlight so my power is a bit low. tomarrow may be better.......by the way i can't spell due to being dislexic and uneducated....... but my heart is in a good place.........calyja
i failed to mention the my writings are sort of fairy tales..... from too many nights alone in the dark woods of appalachia...... not much else to do here in the hinderland.......calyja
If you can urinate your name in the snow, you can probably write better than half the people on this channel. You may feel lonely out there in the dark woods, but think how many trapped urbanites would like to trade places with you! So, show us some fiction, or even non-fiction. Your spelling is good, so far. The word 'I' and all proper nouns should be capitalized, of course.
I'd trade locations in a second, were my obligations to allow it. BTW, the spider performing the oral sex on the stunning female just gives me the heebee-jeebees. Those wood floors are hell on the knees.
She will be wrapped in silk, and the spider will have a painful abrasion under its' tongue from its' own lower teeth. Ho hum. It's a vicious circle of opulence and misery. Silk and pain. Yes, I saw the movie and frankly, I was routing for the skinny young man with the large head and the raspy voice that kept calling for his "precious". I'm sure there was a love story there, yes? Well now....back on topic. What was it now? Pissing our names in the snow?
