Women's vaginas are not very good at making you horny.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bronson, Sep 10, 2008.

  1. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

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    They are too sloppy and slippery and don't have enough friction. Plus they smell a lot of the time and are red and inflamed. I think thats the reason why more guys are getting into anal sex.:)

    Come to think of it...the girl's stinkhole (vagina) has always been slippery. That's the problem. Too slippery and wet and loose. I would actually PREFER it if the girl was a bit drier and create some grip onto my cock, that would be good. Girls are always the ones enjoying themselves so much when i am rooting and im the one whos bored, humping away looking at my watch because i know im not gonna cum.

    And no im not gay.:rolleyes:
     
  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    There's always sheep.
     
  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Nah, you're gay.
     
  4. Karmalized

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    ^^^
    hahahaha.

    sounds like it. but i'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say maybe he's just an "ass man".




    but more than likely gay, yes.
     
  5. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    nope, not gay. just an idiot. :D
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    not only by have you proven yourself to be an alias by appearing tonight, but that was quite possibly your least inspired tirade ever.
     
  7. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    If you search the internet there are Kegel exercisers that girls can do to help the "loose pussy" issue you speak of.

    But regardless I have a solution for you!

    http://www.realdoll.com/

    Enjoy!:D
     
  8. What??

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    Girl's vaginas make me horny. I like em wet lol
     
  9. Moon_Unit

    Moon_Unit Member

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    bronson are you insane
     
  10. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    you are a very unfortunate fellow....
     
  11. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    How the hell do you know what makes me horny?
     
  12. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    This is what happens when sociopathic pervs dare to post outside of "love and sex".
     
  13. GreenGuy101276

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    Who doesn't like a wet pussy? And if you do it right they squirt! It doesn't get better. So far as dude lacking enjoyment and turn on from loose pussy... Maybe the pussy isn't loose, it might be a case of needle dick or you like boys. If you can't hit the walls, it may not be the woman's fault. Have you heard of ENZITE? Good luck!

    [​IMG]
    Namaste
     
  14. does2

    does2 Member

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    the brochure says "enzyte".
    the pill deserves respect.
     
  15. FunHogg

    FunHogg Senior Member

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    As a fan of the pussy and the asshole...I disagree.
     
  16. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    lolz. all over hahaha :D
     
  17. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I know tell me about, I try so hard to get laid, and no one is willing to poke me in my monsterous leaky hole, so I have divised a plan, what I do is I disguise it, you know, throw a blanket with some beer and chips over it and wait for the unfortunate bastard to get close enough and then WHAM, it sucks him in and by then it's too late, the damage is done and I got my fix.. My vagina is a human venus fly trap... Little Shop of Horrors ain't got nothing on my vagina...
     
  18. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Do you call it Audrey III, shroom?

    I am also not turned on by vaginas.
     
  19. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I like vaginas!, especially fuzzy fadges.
     
  20. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Haha..."feed me Seymour.."



    I just call it Monster of Death...
    [​IMG]...

    You know that song "Maneater" by Hall and Oates...? That song was written about my vagina..."Oh here she comes..Watch out boy she'll chew you up..Oh here she comes..She's a maneater"
     

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