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Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by CacTusDAN, Oct 3, 2004.

  1. CacTusDAN

    CacTusDAN Member

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    hey everyone.. there might have been other posts like this one.. but usually sites were given as references but I was wondering if someone could gimme any advice bout fingerin a girl and maybe extra details bout down there :& if ya like ya can just PM me bout it! thx for yer help ppl! just a basic overview bout wut its like n all :rolleyes: peace
     
  2. greeneyedbaby

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    make sure your hands are clean and you don't have long nails.
    That's step one.
    I can pm you some other tips, but long nails hurt, dirty hands is a turn off.
     
  3. Spanky_andTHEwalrus

    Spanky_andTHEwalrus Member

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  4. Darth_Babyus

    Darth_Babyus Member

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    God, that just reminded me of my first girl. We were making out in the park and I was caressing her about 8 inches away from her clit. I was wondering why she wouldn't climax...
     
  5. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    let her guide you... I like to spend a lot of time on the clit, but you need to work up to that, you can't just dive in.
     
  6. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

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    Humphrey: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?
    Pupils: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
    Humphrey : Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
    Watson : R - rubbing the clitoris, sir?
    Humphrey : What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
    Wymer : Suck the nipple, sir?
    Humphrey : Good. Good. Well done, Wymer.
    Pupil: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
    Humphrey : Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
    Pupil: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
    Humphrey : Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
    Watson : Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.


    From Monty Python's Meaning of Life
     
  7. UnspokenThings

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    once she is wet slide one finger in and then suprise her by sliding in another. tease her by touching her everywhere except where she wants it too. use your mouth. run your hands all over her.
     
  8. RetroGroove_Grrl

    RetroGroove_Grrl I'm a big girl now

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    just dont go "suprising" her by trying to jam your whole fist up there
     
  9. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    HAHAHAHAHAHHA, that is so true!!!
     
  10. greeneyedbaby

    greeneyedbaby Member

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    I LOVE THAT MOVIE! And that scene for that matter.
    I love it when Humphrey's wife comes in, and he demonstrates it all by shagging his wife, and the pupils are bored like they're having math..
    hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
    I gotta go watch that soon:cool:
     
  11. madbeast

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    haha thats friggin funny lol
     
  12. madbeast

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    wow hahahhaha thats so funny too! iv never seen that movie though, ill have to rent it one day...
     

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