Why isn't Magic Johnson dead from Aids?

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  1. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

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    Didn’t this freak get AIDS from ass pumping Greg Louganis in
    the 70s or 80s or some other time period that isn’t relevant to me? Why is he all over my TV and not dead? And why is he so fat? I thought HIV dudes are supposed to be skinny?

    Is that really Magic Johnson or Denzel
    Washington in a fat suit? Someone please advise...
     
  2. Creek

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    First Of All, You Just Managed To Round Up Every Idiotic, Ignorant Generalization About HIV/Aids/Those Afflicted With The Disease And Spout It Off In One Post. This Is Not 1990, And Not Every HIV Positive Person Looks Like Tom Hanks In Philadelphia.

    In A Nutshell, The Field Of Medicine Has Done Wonders As Far As The Treatment Of HIV/Aids, Coming Up With New And Better Treatments To Combat The Disease, The Best Being The Aids Cocktail; An Effective (Albeit Expensive) Mixture Of Drugs That Helps Keep Aids Patients Healthy For As Long As Possible.

    Magic Johson, Being Well Off And Surely Having Access To Some Of The Best Doctors In The World Can Afford To Stay Healthy, And Instead Of Being A "...Fat...Freak Who Got Aids By Ass Pumping Greg Louganis In The 70's Or 80's" I Think He Is An Inspiration For Those Unfortunate Enough To Have Contracted The Disease; And Truly Heroic...He's Never Given Up And I Think That Is To Be Applauded.

    Bronson, I Sincerely Hope You Wise Up, And GROW Up. I Also Hope You Never Have To Witness Anyone You Love Die From Aids The Way I Have. I Guarantee That If You Do, The Way You Percieve AIDS Will Change, And All Of A Sudden You'll Be Applauding Magic Johnson, Too.
     
  3. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I think Bronson was just on a another fishing expedition with this thread... looks like he caught something.

     
  4. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    FISHED IN!!!

    we need more wayne's world in this era. but they'd have to be grown up more or it'd just be sad.
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i agree Bronson. until the mf'er dies, he'll keep on spreading teh aids to all around him
     
  6. Geechee

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    He's the greatest point guard of all time. AIDS can't even stop him.
     
  7. thehippie_08

    thehippie_08 that girl

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    because he's fucking MAGIC!
     
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  9. Oneness

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    DIdnt you see tht South Park, Concentrated large doses of money is the cure for aids
     
  10. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    You mean like this one?http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/dancin/

     
  12. BraveSirRubin

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    Magic Johnson's kind was bred to be big, strong, and resilient. Those were the only ones that would survive.
     
  13. KazisGirl

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    lol, i saw that episode last week... good!
     
  14. tommyhot

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    This is the correct answer. He's rich. That prolong life. Best doctors/hospitals = long life.

    The average person like me and you? Crap shoot, but more than likely we're screwed with any major health issue.

    Then again I'm not stupid enough to do things that are high risk factors for getting AIDS. Gays,drug users and the promiscuous with AIDS? Too bad assholes. You took a chance and now you're screwed. Don't feel the least bit sorry for them. EVERYONE knows the risks. Heed them.
     
  15. polexiayay

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    beacuase he keeps money in his room and sleeps in the room and cash helps fight aids
     
  16. Hideous Mangleus

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    Inarticulate bungholes are immune from dying of AIDS. They can still get the virus, and what not, but they're safe from certain death.
     
  17. Avocado Noni

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    omg I was gonna say the same thing.

    Magic Johnson is approaching like a billion dollar net worth and he sleeps with his money since he doesnt trust banks. Thats actually the cure to HIV.
     
  18. Avocado Noni

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    YESSS
     

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