How slutty are you?

That baby bear comment is slutty.

 

I;m really slutty when I have drink

Oh la la!

 

You drinkin?

 

I finished a bottle of wine

 

hmmmm ... what are you wearing?

 

Oh mannnn. That is like, the same thing that happened to me with the "Pity Head" thing. He was a druggie who hung out with all the pit people with a popular older brother at school. Years later it still got back to me. Girls kept asking me what his dick looked like and all that. And then, he ended up dating my older sister for a couple weeks which was sooo awkward.

Heh. The last time I saw him, he was catering a dinner (he became a chef) at the local municipal building as I was heading into a public hearing with a bunch of my neighbours to protest the severance of private property in my village.

S'okay, now I'm rambling too. Guys are kind of jerks. Yep.

 

This guy, his penis was crooked and we all knew.

It's probably not a bad thing now that I know so much moare about sex.

 

hahah pity head

that just sounds so....so...

so fucking lame
man

 

as if anyone would ever give pity head.

 

i dont see my self as a slutty person, what actually make a person slutty? thier clothes, thier sex with how ever many ppl they have, they way they talk to a person?

 

slutty is relative... the only difference between good girls and everyone else is that giid girls never tell.

 

i'm sitting here naked, aren't i?

 

I can see you

 

I know!! I really don't get it. The funny thing is, I am pretty sure a girl started to spread the rumour but then it got huge and all the guys thought it was awesome and true.

 

I'm still a virgin

 

Balcony Breakfast is now a classic though. That's as good as when my girlfriends and I were pretending to be asleep when my friend started fooling around with this guy in the same room. I told them to "stop making sex sounds" as we were trying to sleep, and they ended up going into the bathroom and broke the toilet (?).

rule #1 - never break a toilet at a party.
rule #2 - make sure when you perform sexual acts that they are in private.

 

hahhahaha maybe you actually scored brownie points from all those guys that thought you were so nice to give pity head.

 

what! so i gotta stop being an exhibitionist???!!!

wtf. im crushed

 

lol. You know, at the time this was kind of annoying. But it's great to look back and laugh. Jess and Trish, you make me laugh.

 

Laughter is the best med.

that and ummmm
giving head to a um deformed cock. okay that's not funny but it's true.

laughter pawns always.

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