i was somehow on a snowy mountaintop. next to me stood bill clinton. suddenly, these large weapons appeared all around us. like super gattling guns, huge rocket launchers, etc. he said to pick them up, that we were about to go into battle against barack obama. i picked up a huge rocket and launcher and started launching rockets all around me. bill had warned me that firing them at the ice would cause another ice age and kill the world, but i just plain forgot. the whole world felt like it was shaking. we boarded the presidential helicopter to take us to the airport. when we landed, we could see hundreds of planes coming in for an emergency landing. their engines burst into flame simultaneously, and we took off to evade a 747 coming down the runway. when we reached 100,000 feet, i saw the moon plunge through the atmosphere. it hit the greater los angeles area like a meteor. but there was no flame or nuke-like explosion. just a huge black cloud, radiating out from the impact. i jumped out of the helicopter just as it exploded, and parachuted to the earth. as the black cloud engulfed me, i blacked out. i woke up 60,000 years later with a flashlight pointed in my eye. apparently, we i and 1,056 others had been frozen and preserved. we were melted from the ice and brought back to life. but there was one question i had to ask the scientist."did anyone from lamb of god(my favorite metal band) survive?" he asked me what their names were. D. Randall Blythe, Mark Morton. Willie Adler, John Campbell, and Chris Adler. He told me only Randy survived. The rest of the band didn't freeze over when the tour bus was blown into the Potomac River. i walked around for a bit. it was like walking around in a giant shopping mall. i got in line behind a guy at the movie theater. when he pulled out his credit card, i looked at the name. DAVID RANDALL BLYTHE. i asked him if he was randy, and this was his response: "not anymore, i dont scream." and that's as much as i remember.
