Weed makes you paranoid

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by delusional, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. delusional

    delusional Member

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    I was always paranoid about getting caught. If I didn't have to worry about that I wonder if it would make me paranoid at all?
     
  2. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Smoke your medicine in the forest

    you'll have no reason to be paranoid

    unless you're afraid of bugs
     
  3. Videoslave

    Videoslave Member

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    I did that the frist time I got really stoned and I was freaking out becuase I thought there was bugs eating my flesh.
    It was all fun and games afterwards when I went home.
     
  4. delusional

    delusional Member

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    I'd still have to worry about the pee police and I think I qualify as scared of bugs because when I mow the yard high I am constantly thinking there are spiders on me.

    Quess that answers my question on if I'd have anything else to be paranoid about... bugs.
     
  5. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    don't be such a wuss, love your fellow beings, and toke up

    :D
     
  6. delusional

    delusional Member

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    I wish, it has been taken from me for now. I got busted by the pee police and sent to rehab. I get checked about every three weeks which could last up to 5 years before I go back into the random pool. And yes I am quite bitter about it.
     
  7. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    My friends got arrested in the creek for stealing a bike. The kid who stole the bike is an idiot and road through a big puddle of red paint and it led all the way up to the opening of the creek. Then all they had to do was walk down the path and see them, they got caught with a whole bunch of shake covered in thc and still got in trouble.
     
  8. the el

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    I used to get paranoid about getting caught.

    But now, everything is everything.
     
  9. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    the el
    you are sick as fuck
    :D
     
  10. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    Someone explain this to me.

    :confused:
     
  11. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Im always paranoid when i smoke by myself in a foreign environment and thats only sometimes.. As long as i smoke with other ppl/in my backyard or around my house im good
     
  12. jo_k_er_man

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    weed don't make you paranoid.. its a myth.. that's just like saying alcohol impairs the ability to drive..
     
  13. delusional

    delusional Member

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    That is no myth, I loose 4 times as many golf balls when I'm drunk.
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    wrong type of driving..
     
  15. johndoe000

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    hahaha dident get that for a little bit
     
  16. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    you're obviously not drinking enough then.. John Daley don't have problems gettin drunk and playin in the PGA
     
  17. delusional

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    Ha, I drink plenty, too much sometimes since that is basically my only choice now. I was able to give that up completely once I rediscovered MJ. I am a much better person on MJ than alcohol. I don't get why one is legal and the other is not. There must be uninformed people making those decisions.

    Now I'm left either being sober, drunk, or popping lortabs when I can get them. After rehab my shrink gives me lexapro, welbutrin, vallium, and ambien. If I could just smoke weed I wouldn't need any of that. I was a productive member of society and they try to make you feel like a dirtbag once they know you smoke weed.

    I tried salvia as a substitute since they can't test for that but did not like that at all. Gave me a major panic attack with such a strong feeling of deja vu that it scared the crap out of me not to mention I was getting sucked into the floor from the waist down and was struggling to keep from going all the way in with my elbows. I think I'll leave that stuff alone.

    Peace
     
  18. campfire-fly

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    Same shit happened to me the one time I tried Salvia. Never again.
     
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