So, I'm IMing this really fat, weird, tatted, ex con

I think I work with this guy...

Bella!!!!

I think you can back me up here...

 

hAHAHA He's now working on a name poem for me. He said he made a lot of money, but I really think he meant to say he got a lot of ass, from writing them in the slammer. So when he asked if I wanted him to write one for me, I answered not if I have to pay you.

 

Did he mispell your name?

 

How are you still talking to him? I don't get it. Cut him loose. It's cruel to torture lesser being that crawl this earth deary.

 

I don't think it's a good idea to cut a prisoner loose on a whim.

 

No no. He got SOMETHING right.


Here is my name poem he just wrote me:


some thing's that are beutifull are in no comparison to you. and the fact they are dwarfed by your radiateing soul. may be the reason i may never know. i dont know a beutie as pure. and to be in your pressance is a plesure for sure. no other woman can compare to you. the feeling of bliss when you are around. has forever changed the way i feel about this town. and now i end this anthem to you,it say all i want it too

 

Your soul is producing radiation?

Good grief.

 

He said her soul is dwarfed.

Is your name really "Samiantha"? Tell me that's a typo.

 

That's a typo.

 

Tis not a typo, but there are many within the "poem", so I could see why you would think that.

 

I was just doing what was asked of me.

 

You are a very silly girl, but us telling you that won't mean a thing to you.

 

Nope, it wouldn't. I hear that all the time and it has no effect on me any more.

 

Actually I meant Frieden

 

That also does not affect me.

 

Well, then luckily it wasn't meant to

 

Yes, this all worked out wonderfully!

 

I'm guessing this guy is thinking the exact same thing about you, thinking you are creepy and you are stalking him... It could happen, you never know... I say you found true love, run to him and be together forever or BFF... I sense eternal love... Go to him before it's too late...

 

and, what do you see in my future, great mystic one?

 

your choices are not my choices.

Good luck with fucking with an angry man's mind.