Bump this thread when u get to pee in a cup

for all us deprived mo'fo's

Bump today 0810 AM

 

Lawl no drug tests for me

 

i gotta take a test on wednesday for my probation but that wont be a problem cause ill just get somebody to pee in a condom for me.

 

does pissing in cups other than for drug tests work in here too?


kidding.. kidding.

 

why have it in a condom when you can find something better to store it in that's little and compact that you could hide in your boxers.

 

o i do keep it in my boxers, taped right under neath my sack so it stays at my body temperature, tied shut so it doesnt spill. ive done this full proof the last 4 or 5 tests ive taken

 

you can still pee in cups for fun..

 

I got busted by the pee police so not only do I get to partake in all the random tests I also get follow ups that I get to pay 50 bucks a pop for.

Don't tell anyone but I do sneak one in when I feel its safe or reasonably safe.

These are no warning tests so urine filled condoms doesnt seem to be much of an option. When I do get a follow up, they are stupid enough to have the random dates listed on the callander right in front of my face so I am not so worried about them (although there are many dates due to there are many divisions of my company). either way I was sooooo tempted saturday but resisted and got sent for a follow up today.... whew...

Pee Nazis rule

 

^ lmfao

 

That was suposed to be private..... I should sue

 

Never have...never will

 

I cracked up when That picture of the girl came up. I am in a LIBRARY!
Was so awkward. The girl next to me keeps staring now lol.