Silly high-school shit

I'm usually asleep during school...too lazy to pull stunts. My friends have all bribed the security guards by this point, so I never get in trouble (when I'm with them). A few kids I know were graduating last year (or dropping out)and they got caught skipping again so they were running from the security guard.2 of them were way ahead screaming shit like "we shall not surrender!!" and then like 30 seconds later, the last kid went toddling behind grumbling "god damn cigarettes"...i dunno..you had to be there. The kids I know do stupid shit..not funny shit

 

I remember once our track coach made us all say "I have a need to suceed with speed' and I yelled to someone 'I have a need to smoke some weed' I got suspended ):

 

lol like his statement was so much better

 

i skipped school all day and then decided to come in last period
i told the office i got lost on my way to school and ended up in new york...they didnt buy it