NO

So I am sitting in the public library, after my classes and before picking up my daughter(so I don't have to drive 20 miles and waste gas by going home) doing my math and chattin on email....when a guy comes in and says "Is it ok if I use the other side of this table?"

I flat out said NO, no smile, no nothing. You should have seen his face. I was kidding of course and broke out into laughter. As did the other gentleman in here.

The guy was the vendor for the soda machines. I got a free tea out of the deal. He said I made his day.

Not often that I gain something out of the word NO! LOL

 

can i sit on your lap?

 

hehe, nice!!

 

NO!!








Now what do I get?

 

Beer.

 

lol Dave. You are a nut.

COme on Booga...its your birthday. I will even bounce you if you wish

 

Haha, that's funny.. Don't you love it when someone says that you made their day...

 

I absolutely do.

Now there is another vendor filling the snack machine. I wonder if I can get anything outta him! What strategy should I use?

 

tits tend to work.

 

LOL

 

hah, that is great

 

ehhh, not so much for me.

 

that's awesome! i wanna tea!

 

I suppose tits aren't gonna work for you. YOu got more than a hand ful there already.

 

I never mean no when I say it too.