are you any better than the last god??? or are you the only god cuz it seems that you sorta bailed on us over time.
sure, i don't have anything better to do. no sacrifices though, i'm almost out of chickens and donkeys.
good call, i might be able to round up a few virgins for sacrif...... wow, this is when you know it's really getting late.
if you want to be worshipped you're a fruit cake no mater how many universes you might have created. yes we love you and wish you well and appreaciate you. but please stop sending messias, they only screw up people's minds and give them an excuse to lie to themselves about the harm they cause and how they go about causing it. if you really want to do us a favor make the oil and coal run out quicker so we'll be forced to stop messing up the air the trees you gave us make for us to breathe. and while you're at it, if you really want to do something wonderful for THIS pitiful little grain of dust in you vast and magnificent universe you might just consider lowering human firtility so we won't keep ending up with wars and starvation and deseases to keep our population in balance with the cycles of renewal on which all of the life forms on our humble little planet, including ourselves, utterly depend. (p.s. those draconian approaches don't seem to be working anyway! people keep killing each other in larger and larger numbers and still there keeps being more of us.) oh and while you're at it could you please send one of those tropical storms to 6500 pensilvania avenue washington d.c. there's a lier who lives there who keeps using your name as an excuse for trying to see how thoughtlessly destructive he can get away with. (at least i hope i have the right address, it's been so long since i checked they might have chainged it to something like zero whitehouse place or some goofy thing like that) =^^= .../\...
Oh thank you, thank you, yes thank you. Thank you for worshipping me, the rightful divinity, for your bowl of breakfast cereal. PEACE!!!!!
