Dare to douchebag?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by thisisme5, Sep 18, 2008.

  1. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    This fuckin guy at work pissed me off so much today he was such a douchebag... So basically theres a new rule at work where the trash compactor needs to be locked at all times so basically its really fucking annoying to throw garbage out.. Well basscially at work i need to take out four garbage cans so i take the first two and just leave them there by the compactor door and go back to get the other two before paging the manager to come and open it so i can throw it out..

    Well anyway the guy in produce has to throw out garbage too so he calls the manager down and she opens the door for him and he ends up throwing out my two garbage bags for me.. So i come back and i see no trash bags there so im like cool someone helped me out so i do the usual page the manager and she comes down and opens the door and i start to throw some stuff out and faggot in produce comes up and hes like "Yea i already threw out two of your bags for you earlier" im like "yea thanks dude" hes like "You shouldnt leave your stuff by the compactor for other people to take and have to do your work for you" and now i look like an idiot cuz my manager is standing right there and im like 'Well i was just going.." and he cuts me off like "dont make excuses but dont let it happen again" and now i look like a complete fucking knob right in front of my manager and the fuckin douchebag walks away leaving with that fuckin comment..

    let me also comment how he is like 45 and im like 16 and hes like harrasing me cuz he DECIDED to throw out two of my garbage bags and then brings it up in front of my manager... What a fuckin douchebag....
     
  2. Hamfoot

    Hamfoot Member

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    well he's 45 and works in produce :-/ he probably hates the world. try not to take it personally i guess. but yeah that was a pretty douchebag thing to do
     
  3. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    I agree on the d-bagginess expressed in that situation. You should have cut him back off and told him that he shouldn't go around doing other peoples jobs for them if he is going to complain about it.
     
  4. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Lol hes not even the manager of produce either... hes just one of the lackyes..
     
  5. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    you should have told him to stop operating on "slave."
     
  6. skamikaze

    skamikaze Coffee Addict

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    shit in his produce section. Or his pillow.
     
  7. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    I think next time im gonna just push his garbage cans over so it spills all over the floor or sumthing.. but i dont want that faggot to get some poor janitor to come and clean it up for him cuz id feel bad so i gotta think of something
     
  8. Nugzofdachron

    Nugzofdachron Member

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    throw his ass n the compacter
     
  9. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    steal his identity and take a trip to fiji.
     
  10. ishikabe

    ishikabe Member

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    You only have two hands. So that means two trips. He just wants to see you work harder for no reason.
     
  11. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    work harder my ass. he did your shit for you.

    thank you have a nice day.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Im not sure who that was aimed at....
     
  13. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    the picture is a general, moral statement. i feel it makes sense.

    the comment is truth. he did something he didn't have to, for you. that's his fault.

    you win. plus, as somebody else mentioned, he's 45 and works in produce.

    you win x2.
     
  14. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    The best thing to do is just laugh at that type of person, don't let them bring you down with them.
     
  15. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    at least he can know that he wins on an epic scale
     
  16. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    Lol, if someone cuts me off I just make weird ass noises until they shut up and contuine talking like nothing happend, they usually dont do it again lol.
     
  17. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Fuck any sort of pity for the guy just cuz he's 45 and works in produce.. that's his choice... he took the job..
     
  18. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    pffft.. sounds like a regular d-bag to me.
     
  19. Guitar

    Guitar Senior Member

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    just smoke a bowl and let it go, nothing to get mad about, theres douchebags at every job i've had.
     
  20. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    dudes a douche for sure but dont knock his garbage over.
     
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