Have you ever caught your parents doing it?

I wonder if anyone has seen their parents lighting candles getting ready or listening to barry white. even though you dont see it you know its gonna happen that night.

 

I've seen my mom having sex a few times but I can't say whether I have seen my dad. I'm just not sure if any of those guys with my mom is my real dad.

 

The one who would pat you on the head on his way out the back door was your daddy.

 

That guy was black so he's prolly not the one.

 

Nope, never, but i once heard a loud groan when i was meant to be asleep but stayed up, then i remember when i was about 6, i found some handcuffs under the bed, nothing big though.

 

Well I can't say that I have, nor have I heard anything. I guess they're real good about it, or wait until I'm gone. As for everyone who has, man I'm sorry.

 

Yeah they probably did it whilst you were at school, haha and you thought that was Mayo on the chair, kitchen table and your bed, you fool.

 

When reading this thread, this comic strip came to mind.. hehe:

 

hahah thats the best comic...

my room is right next to my parents and iv never heard them....EVER. usually they dont go to bed at the same time...i think they only have sex when they go out over night somewhere just to get away , for their annevirsory or whatever...
i DID hear my uncle and aunt once...i was sleeping over, and it was late, they thought i was sleeping, but i couldnt sleep for some reason...and i heard them....omg, i was so grossed out....i couldnt stand listening to them! so to stop them i walked in on them and was like "i cant sleep" and cried, (i was younger so i was forgiven lol) it worked though haha my aunt was like "aw...its ok, gimme a minute to get my robe on and ill go in the living room with u and watchtv..." hahah i was so releaved i didnt have to hear them anymore...lol

 

I once heard my sister and her boyfriend doing it. :shudders:

 

The old squeaky bed syndrome... had to get the earplugs out on many occasions... ewwww.

 

I'm a parent with 15 and 13 year olds, and I can tell you that sex gets better because you get better. I think, sometimes, it is better for parents not to flaunt their sex lives, but not to hide their sex lives either. It is good for teenagers to know that sex is normal, natural and part of a loving relationship.

After all, you would much rather your parents to love each other, and make love to show how much they are still in love? Wouldn't you?

Mark

 

i have walked in on my parents and damn you do NOt wanna go there.......
and ive heard them on many occasions but i still state that my parents dont have sex, & never have..... I WAS BREWED IN A VAT!!!!!!!!

*shudders at thoughts of parents gettin jiggy with it* lol

 

No, I never once caught my parents doing the deed when they were married. In fact, most of the time, they didn't even sleep in the same room. Hmm, surprising that they ended up divorced, isn't it?

If I ever catch my kids getting busy under MY roof, OMG, I am going to really flip out. Thank God I have a long time to worry about that one, considering my kids are still little yet!

Peace.

 

Never at all? Not even if they were say, 20?

 

My parents hold hands and my dad pinches my mom in the butt.. that's all the showing of love I need..

 

hmmm I think I am just proud that the old folks are still goin at it
but I havent ever witnessed anything when I lived at home with them and I thank my eyes everyday

 

If my husband has anything to say about it, our kids will all be out of the house by the time they turn 18. LOL Seriously though, I wouldn't like them having sex under my roof, even at 20 years old, and my hubby feels the same. Well, if they were in a long-term relationship, it wouldn't bother me as much, but it's just hard to think of your babies being that way. You've got to remember that our oldest son is only going on 5 years old and our twins, (boy and girl) are just 1.5 years old. To think of them having sex is almost unimaginable at this point, although I know it will definitely happen one day!

I really shouldn't say a whole lot because my hubby and I were having sex in my mother's house with her in the other room before we got married. I was 18 years old at the time and he was 22. We would hang out in my room and my mom didn't say a whole lot about it. She was too busy on the computer to really notice much.