I had a stoner professor last year for my first year linear algebra. he was always burnt out and smelled like marijuana. Then on the day of our midterm, he come in class late, says we have a midterm on October 10th, then proceeds to write on the board. One of the students says "excuse me sir, but today's the 10th". The prof looks at his watch and say "oh, so it is. i'll be right back". about 15 minutes later he comes back with the midterms and hands them out for us to start. It was a great class.
i was at an art museum yesterday and there was a security guard dozing off in the small little room thing where some of the paitings were....i was tempted to go up to him and say "hey man! stay awake or some1s gonna steal all this fine art!" then there was another guard that looked like he was pouting because he just a dumb security guard and didnt make it to the police academy
hahaha never had a stoned professor but had a friend that was so far down the rabbit hole that his eyes were black. i always wanted to take his class just to see how people responded to him.
the judge judy one got me off on a judge judy spree and i saw this.. off topic i know but funny as hell.. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OdTgfLCCLY4&feature=related
my english prof is a pothead It's like willie nelson and yoda had a baby. class is 2 hours and 45 mins. He gives a break after an hour. the break lasts as long as we want because he can't see the clock(glare). anything you would think a stoned hippy with a doctorate in poetry would say, he says. it's almost cliche, 911 conspiracy this, guiliani sucks that, war with russia etc. it's my favorite class by far. I disagree with most of what he says(orwell was not the best writer ever) but it's a great class to smoke up and eat and shit.
Nah, he's the man. He's in a band and took me to one his gigs with these two chicks in my class. He got us beer and smoked a joint with us, he's not like an teacher I've ever met. He's also friends with my dad, it was so funny going to class the first day and then he walked in If I was a teacher I'd be just like him lol.
Lol hes gonna get arrested.. Some random fourty year old smoking and drinking with like 3 15 year old kids
He's not random, he's our teacher and my dad's friend. Thats the only reason my dad let me go with him. He's got chron dope though
