How to pass a test right when i wake up

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  1. mash

    mash Member

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    Hey, I smoked today and yesterday and may have a drug test in about a week. The catch is, I'm always tested right when I wake up- my piss is bright yellow. Will drinking water / gatorade for a week do the trick, or should I do something else to prepare for it? It's a home test that gives immediate results but they also send it to a lab for more concrete results.
     
  2. Moony

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    Drink plenty of water and exercise to get your metabolism going. THC is stored in fat cells so the more you burn the better off you are. It also depends on how much you smoke. Are you a daily user or just did it those two days? If you are using daily for a period of weeks or more it will be alot harder to get out of your system man.

    Peace
     
  3. mash

    mash Member

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    Well I quit for 8 months or so then the past few weekends I have smoked once or twice a weekend. I am drinking a ton of water and work out every day so I should be fine, but with it being RIGHT when I wakeup I dunno if the water even helps.
     
  4. Moony

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    Are you going to be watched when ur takin the test? If not just fill the cup up with water. I know ppl who have done that before.
     
  5. mash

    mash Member

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    Yeah, I am =/
     
  6. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    Drinking water daily is useless it will only work about 24 hours before the test to dilute your piss

    get some cranberry pills and take those with lots of water the 48 hours before the test and ur ok.
     
  7. pandaman

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    Cranberry pills/cranberry juice work very well.

    I've gotten clean in 4 days by just playing basketball for ~5 hours everyday while drinking tons of water, then while I was chilling I'd just drink cranberry juice.

    Sweating and burning fat is the key.

    Also, depending how who is doing the test, or what if they're sending the urine the lab, if you just drink MASS water before hand, it's so diluted that they'll reject it. =/

    Good luck.
     
  8. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    ^ take B12 vitamins to enrich your piss and make it look less diluted :D
     
  9. pandaman

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    Yeah I've heard of that but it's still not full proof which bothers me.
    Cause if you fail cause it's too diluted they might just make you take another later in the day and you'll fail that.

    I'd rather just cleanse my body so you can pass on any given day. Cause then you can just buy some tests and check if your passing yourself.

    Could also go full out and buy a synthetic penis and fake pee. I remember when I first saw that crap I was in awe. People take their drug testing HELLA serious. haha.
     
  10. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    That is because for some people the consequence of failing is so severe that they HAVE to pass at any cost.
     
  11. pandaman

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    If I was in that kind of do or die situation I just wouldn't risk it.

    Ruin your whole life over a bit of weed or coke. Not worth it IMO.
     
  12. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    well if it is first thing in the morning
    piss a few times before you go in, as you sleep overnight all that THC has been sitting in your body, your first piss of the day is FULL of it

    and only give them the middle of the "stream" so the speak the start and finish also have a higher THC content.
     
  13. philywilly

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    A sauna would work great for sweating ;)
     

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