You are now the President of the United States...what are you gonna do now?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DonGenaro, Sep 23, 2008.

  1. DonGenaro

    DonGenaro off to another land

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  2. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    haha. seriously. i would so hate to have that job.
     
  3. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    I'd declare America a province - under joint rule by Iraq... and Canada..: )

    And make gayness in the military compulsory( well they *do* like the uniforms)
    Finally , the Stars and Stripes would be replaced by the music from the film Deliverance.
    I wonder how long I'd last?
     
  4. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    sleep in tomorrow.
     
  5. Moon_Unit

    Moon_Unit Member

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    make each state its own sovereign nation just to see what would happen
     
  6. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    weaken the federal government, empower the local governments, and develop regional currencies, which would be pegged in much the same way bretton woods dollars were, but to other currencies, and not a resource, their pegging would update three times a month.

    regional state governments woudl be established

    california would become two states, and norcal would be part of the same region as nevada and idaho, socal would be part of the oregon washington region./
     
  7. nesta

    nesta Banned

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  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'd push the big red button
     
  9. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    I'd step down at this point. I'd say...."ok, this rival of mine is way better suited at handling this country....you can find me on the next plane to the farthest place away from here that I can get....and a place that the US doesn't have its hands in. "
     
  10. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    I think I am gonna sing that "Peaches" song.
     
  11. irie irator

    irie irator Member

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    Fiirst things first. Honestly I'd have to get naked and run through the white house. Just because lol
     
  12. Lady of the Freaks

    Lady of the Freaks Senior Member

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    i would declare a national moratorium on fluoridation on day one. i would also administer an executive order to immediately withdraw american troops from all foreign soil and put a freeze on all military spending.
     
  13. DonGenaro

    DonGenaro off to another land

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    that sounds like a great plan:)
     
  14. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    executive power has exploded through the bush administration, all you'd have to do is wait until congress took one of their 3 month vacations, and move fast.
     
  15. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Take a siesta. I am surely tired after campaigning.
    appoint smart people to handle the problems.
    become the master coordinator.
    find a bimbo
    figure out what my scandal will be so that my wife can make mad loot on her book deal.
    Live happily ever after
     
  16. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    You are now the President of the United States...what are you gonna do now?





    I'm going to Disneyland.............:D
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  17. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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  18. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    you'd make more money off a soft desk job with a company you help out during your term.

    cargill, monsanto, and raytheon are popular choices.
     
  19. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    That requires I show up for a a job and have some type of responsibility. After my presidency I'm gonna make like LBJ and disappear.
     
  20. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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