Home made Dildo?

does anyoe know how to make a home made dildo out of everyday things lying aroud your house and lube

 

yeah man
get a cucumber

 

GEODUCK

 

or a deformed clam.....????

 

lmao....i can't stop thinking about them. what nature creates let every man use

 

I'll keep that in mind O.O

 

I hope people laugh when they see my posts and don't just roll their eyes. Because I mostly come to play.

 

I definitely laugh

 

You can purchase kits to make a mould of your partner's (or your own) penis for the ideal personalised dildo.

 

I's but that with a suction cup, either a funny gift or a interesting thing to talk about...

 

I was driving down the road today thinking about cigars and how I see a man sniffing a big phatty and I cannot not think of Clinton...so I thought about sex and then I thought about one of my fav things I have ever had done to me.

Try a popsicle! for real. Oh yummy goodness of sensations. I've not masturbated with one but have had one used on me.....combo of that and sex...oh dear goddess.

 

Why do you need ideas for a home made dildo? I bet you could jam a pretty good amount of any item in your house into your vag.

 

Just buy a dildo, it is well worth the money you invest or so I am told.

 

wtf is that?