coming off the bowl.

I love smoking pot. I would smoke all day, every day if I could afford it. I found out that I'm going to be getting offered a promotion at work, but I'm going to have to be drug tested before I can get it. I want to know 2 things: ways to get it out my system QUICK & the easiest way to ween myself off it. People say that you cannot get addicted to it, but I'm one of those who could probably be prescribed it if they offered medicinal marijuana in Georgia, because I tend to have a low tolerance to a lot of things if I haven't been smoking & I don't think as thoroughly about important things, etc.
Any help possible will be greatly appreciated!
eace:

 

Niacin for cleaning out your system. If you do it on a fairly regular basis, do this immediately.

For the addiction, it's not physically addicting but it is psychologically addicting. If you have to smoke pot to get through the day, you have a problem. When I have weed, I smoke it at night on the weekends and maybe once or twice during the week. I can't get stoned all the time. I got shit to do.

Good luck with your promotion though

 

Thank you.
Do you know where I can find that?

 

A local headshop or something probably. Also, if you need to quick it's not to hard. I stopped smoking for about 5 days just for the hell of it (I'm an every day toker) and it wasn't that bad, just kinda boring.

 

Start working out, not only is it a great way to blow off some steam, it can really be a great venting activity to keep you level headed throughout the day. It also burns fat which is where THC is stored.

 

All, good advice above. I am supprised that because this question is asked so often that they don't sticky one of these threads. I'm with Baked Goods, I only smoke at night, after work or on weekends. I wish I could smoke more but my job is not something I could do stoned. Anyway.

The key to cleaning out your system is to remember that the only sure fire method of doing so is not to smoke weed. Skierdood is correct, THC is stored in your fat cells and like an acid flashback sometimes when you loose large amounts of weight you can become high. Just so you understand where I am coming from, I am not a doctor but I am a chef and a dietitian so I have a clue.

Now, if you have smoked weed and need to pass a drug test (a piss test that is),then you need to flush out your system. Niacin is a good choice, I would also recomend taking a few other supliments. Now I want to tell everyone that overdoing these supliments are not a good idea. Just because a little works well, that does not mean that a lot works that much faster. Large amounts of anything can damage your liver and kidneys but you would have to take a lot and often, remember moderation in all things. I have personally made the mistake so I am talking from experience. These supliments can change how your body works if you over do it. Some of the other supliments I recomend are Cranberry pills, they are often used for bladder or urinary infections and they raise the acid levels in your system. They are also high in Vitamin C which is always good for you. I can also recomend a B Vitamin Complex. Something with a lot of B1, B6 and B12. They help to increase your metabolism. Also good for weight loss. If you take them on a regular basis but no more than twice a day you will help yourself out a lot. Now, the important thing to remember about vitamins is that if you don't take them during or after you eat food they will just flush out of your system and they wont do you any good at all. Also a very good thing during this time is to eat regular meals. Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. A snack in the afternoon is also good but don't eat anything late at night. We need to kick up your metabolism so you might be hungry. It's good to be a little hungry, it's telling your body to move on to the fat reserves. Last but not least, drink lots of water. Mix in some juices too, I like to drink Cranberry or Grape (Welches), hell CranGrape is the bomb but no more different than drinking either one. They are high in Antioxidents. Antioxidents help you clean out your system as well. If you are hungry before bed I would also drink a little milk. The large amount of acid in juices will affect your stomach so that is one of the reasons I recomend eating on a regular basis, but the milk will be good too. It also helps you sleep. A proven fact. Cut out on the water about three hours before you go to bed or you will be up all night having to go to the bathroom. Keep the beverages up for during the day. If you drink a lot at night and have to wake up to piss it will make you tired and will again not help in the process of cleaning out your system.

Now when it comes to the time of the test, pee a little first before you pee in the cup, the first part of any urin stream is more concentrated.

I hope this advice helps a lot. Good luck with the promotion. One last thing. If you can do so I would recomend buying an over the counter piss test just to make sure you are on the right track. I would do this the day before.

I was also told once by a friend of mind that he had a trick that he said worked for him. He does not shower for a day or so before the test and when he goes to pee he rubs his finger in his crotch in the crack between his legs and body where it gets funkey. He then swishes his fingers in the piss. Something about the bacteria on his body messing up the test. I don't know but it could not hurt. Good Luck!

 

Thank you so much! That was a really big help. Great advice btw. I actually drank two huge subway cups of water before I went to bed last night & got up like 6 times to pee. I'm glad to hear thats no good. Hahaa.
Thank you so much again!!

 

You should bring clean pee with you that way you wont have to even quit

 

I know that it probably sounds stupid to part of you, but I'd rather be able to pee clean. I would feel better about the whole situation. I don't like to have something that I don't feel like I deserve. This will be day 5 of me not smoking & it's been a lot easier than I thought. I haven't been eating fatty foods, I've been jogging 4 miles a day & taking vitamin B. I was talking to a friend about the niacin & they said that it will clean you the fuck out, but it burns your ass too. I heard that you break out with a rash from head to toe & I would be affraid of it looking suspisous [sp?] if I went to work looking like I just got burnt all over my body. I want to thank everyone that actually took the time to read this & took more time to give me their input.

 

"would smoke all day everyday if i could afford it"...


smoking don't cost me shit.. all that shit is free

 

don't know why you would risk not getting the promotion. $30 bucks online gets you an automatic passing grade with some undetectable piss

 

Also working out releases a natural forming cannabanoid in the body, so after a long hard workout its not uncommon to almost feel a little euphoric.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H-9h8lQxFI&feature=related

"I don't know... it sounds kinda expensive."
"It's the cheapest drug there is."

 

Don't feel like you deserve? My gosh, anti marijuana laws aren't even consitutional, and you want to play fair? They don't. And you're friend is obviously a strait edge idiot.

 

If only I had a car this would be plausible. I would love to get fronted large amounts

 

why do you get it for free? do you grow your own?

 

sells it.... make a profit..or smoke for free.