Nice guy encounters "stage 5 clinger" dead lay... abandon ship!

Yep... I seem to always get myself into these awkward situations...

At the local cafe there is a girl whom briefly caught my eye... after two weeks of light talking a texting she came over one night for dinner and another night with my friends and I...

Something was not right.... I don't like her but she liked me... (closed minded, complained, dogmatic, unintelligent) so being me I decided to go for it... the next time she came over we slepted together... or I really should say I slepted with her... she was the worst lay ever... the dreaded dead lay. Hint into male thinking: if it was mind blowing I would of stuck around a little longer... ha.

The following day we went with friends and she stayed over... thus further learning who she is and what she is about... I rerealized she is way off my type... and she is overly physical connection needy.. aka clingly.



Being a nice guy... knowing how to let her down gently eludes me... I really want to tell her that I don't like her and she is horrible in bed... perhaps I am being selfish by attempting to be righteous... should I tell her that I am a asshole type guy and just wanted to get laid?... she may feel taken advantage of but not tricked as a fool....

The cafe she works at I like to go... so yeah...


-P

 

who are you yoda?

 

I find this comment uncalled for. He obviously has an issue (one to which I cannot answer) and you make it into a joke. Please, if he is willing to share his awkward conversation, lets be fair to him

 

ah well ok im sorry.


he is kinda being full of himself though he is hardly in tears.

 

So you realized she wasn't your type, but you decided to sleep with her anyway. She wasn't what you were hoping for in bed either, and this frustrated you further. And now you don't know how to tell her it's over?

If you don't think things are going to work out between you, you need to let her know. Stringing someone along just isn't fair. Tell her it isn't going to work out. Tell her you prefer less-clingy women. Tell her you're afraid she's just not your type, or just about anything... preferably something honest of course. But tell her. Soon.

Heck, I'd tell her the truth. "I'm sorry, but I only slept with you to see if that was any better than your unintelligent close minded conversations. You're awful at that too, so it's over Babe!"

Try that, and then find a new cafe.
love,
mom

 

slepted?! you used it twice...and she's the unintelligent one?!

tell her straight, maybe you'll be doing her a favor

 

damnit how did i miss that!

 

ahahahahaha marvin, you're sliptin......

 

:cheers2:

 

who thinks i should beat him up?

 

me

this dudes talkin like hes all that and this and he can get any girl out there basically with a glace..holy shit who is this guy the pimp of the nation?

"Aww i dont liek this girl, she is hot as fuck, but i dont like her..aww she is too clingly for me, but im so fuckin cool i can get any bitch and lay her in 10 minutes..aww im the pimp. fuck ill go into this cofee shop and fuck every girl there.."

yeah this dude dosent even have an issue compaired to like every persons issue here.. i mean this guy is the Date God...why does he need help?

i guess he likes himself so much, and he is so cool, and he has so many freinds, and he is soo all that, then every girl should fall in love with him just by staring at him, he is an insult to all the people here.. holy shit

thats whats up, and thats whats true. just think about it.

if there was a forum for AIDs pateints and a guy comes in the forum talkin about "aww i have a cold..which pill should i take tynenol or asprin?" like i said a fuckin insult.. nuff said

 

oh sweet jesus I have to watch the wedding crashers again soon. Thanks for the reminder.

 

great movie, but what does this have to do with any of this?