Dudes, I have some first-time questions.

I want to try shrooms for the first time, but I was hoping to spend the night at someone's so my parents won't know I did anything. The thing is, my parents are completely against sleepovers. My plan B is to go over to the waterfall by the skate park (best place to get stoned) and spend a few hours there with my friend(s) trippin out.

I have three questions:
1. How long will it be before I can answer a phone call or get picked up by my parents and act cool?
2. Will it be easy to act cool?
3. During the trip, will I do anything really fucked up and stupid like get lost, walk into the road, try to skate and break my arm, etc?

 

a babysitter you need

thats all bro

dont take more then ten grams 3 grams or lower is good

and about 8 hours before your cool or how ever long it takes you to digest and pass it through your body

about 45 minuts to an hour to get up there

laughing and yawning will get you more high

smoke a bowl of refer when your waiting for it to get up there

make sure your baby sitter has there eyes on where your going you might get lost

i walked into the kitchen of a smittys resturaunt my first time because i took off to the bathroom

 

Q: How long will it be before I can answer a phone call or get picked up by my parents and act cool?
A: Uh, depends on how many you eat. If you eat less than 4 grams you should be fine after about an hour to two hours after you begin tripping. More than 4 grams than I'd tell you not to go around any human activity for at least 7-8 hours

Q:Will it be easy to act cool?
A: If this is your first time tripping you won't know what to expect. Then again I don't know how many mushrooms your eating so I don't know what to tell you.


Quring the trip, will I do anything really fucked up and stupid like get lost, walk into the road, try to skate and break my arm, etc?
A: Hahaha, wow, even I didn't even ask these kind of questions..I just ate the damn things. If you are an idiot than in terms you will do idiotic stuff. If your a smart person with the ability to reason out certain situations than yes, you'll be fine.

 

1. You CANNOT talk to your parents all during your trip, you will be completely fucked and they will know on the spot you are on something, like for me it would have been PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to act cool infront of parents or cops. You should have atleast 6 hours to not talk to them but its even better if you have 8, but the ABSOLUTE bare minimum would be 5 hours, though this may be risky.

2. Same as above, close to impossible to act straight infront of parents when your peaking or evne coming down.

3. It will be very easy to get lost, but even when i was on a huge dose of shrooms my basic judgement was still there (you would know its stupid to try and skateboard or walk infront of cars), so if you are doing it outside you DEFINITELY need a sitter incase you get lost, or shit like that. If you had no sitter and you were doing it ouside you may get very paranoid.

sorry to sound so uptight but i dont want you to hvae a bad trip spoiled by parents or whoever may do that

 

What's a good dose for the first time?

 

2 - 3.5g

 

Since when did laughing and yawning make you more high??

 

oh yes, 2-3 grams should be perfect for ya

then after that if you wanna get more psychedelic and dive deeper take 5-7 grams, or what Terence McKenna claims to be a "heroic dose". When I was in high school I'd always wait til 11 at night so my parents to fall asleep then I could run around outside tripping to my leisure. Its pretty awesome.

 

I'm shrooming for the first time on Sunday. have fun and I'll do the same

 

Dude man..it works bro. It's just like drinkin OJ! LMAO

 

yea, yawning is a sign of lack of oxygen in the blood so you get a buzz and the vitamin C in citrus causes you to get another buzz. Tricks of the trade. I never trip without citrus by my side....plus, it tastes good.