I would Judge people...

If I was a lawyer and then became a judge, I would make all kinds of wild opinions about people and when they yelled at me not to judge them... I would take my gavel out of my pocket and show them that I was supposed too.

 

Haha those who live in glass houses should not judge and um (yeah im just saying stuff about judges and judging now so excuse me for taking over your thread, hun, hehe seriously...judges are on my mind).....

I think it's easier to judge other people then to judge yourself. I think ppl who judge make asses of themselves if they do not have the facts and even then... i think judging other people is morally wrong. It's something that I am VERY morally against and do not partake in.....
ANYWAAAYYYS

I wanna be da damn judge too. Pow. Order!
Twenty years bitch. Get in dat cage.
Move!!!

 

You there! *points gavel* I decree that you have a bad haircut!

heehee

 

*points gavel harder* You sir do not do things as I do them... 20-Life!

 

hehe....

or like from chappelle's show... the wrap it up box. know what im talkin about? you have NO IDEA how looong i have wanted one of those things. "blah blah blah blah blah yadda blah" aiight bitch "wrap it up" ohhhh yeeaaaa
pow.

 

LuckyStripe... I don't give a fuck WHAT yer husband is okay with and WHAT your situation is... your going to the pen for twenty to life. POW POW.

move bitch. *cow prob or poke or whatever da fuck im trying to say*


Oprah you annoy me.... pow. 20 to life in solitary confinement so no body can hear you no more. hehehe.

 

I think it would be fun to yell "Over ruled!", to someone as I slam down my gavel.

 

English judges are such utter tossers.
I've met some.

One of em would get a boner when he'd sentence people to be hung.
I mean what the ....

 

"You sir" *points gavel hardest* "annoy me."

 

You want to hear something really funny, I actually wanted to be a lawyer...Freaking craziness... But than I also wanted to be a vet, architect, and graphic designer... But decided to go the road that the wind blows me..

If I were a judge, I'd want to be like Wapner...

 

I would point this shit at people all the live long day...

 

I would smash things with that like Gallagher...

 

So wait... are your saying that your job is to now get blown by the wind? Is that a salaried position? Do you get benefits?

 

I agree.

 

I JUDGE YOU!

 

I wouldn't use my power just for soul destroying though...

I would also have the power to judge things awesome...

Fuck yes

 

Yes...... But I get paid in cold sores...

 

I would use my power to show people a mirror of themselves.

 

Open sores? Or just festering.. cause I hear with the way the market is right now that festering sores may take a dive...

 

Well cripes, looks like I need to find a new career...