Martial Arts?

Lol @ Mike Tyson.


Lol, all I can think about is that Jean-Claude Van Damme, getting beat up in a bar by some drunk hillbilly. So much for that

 

haha, that'd be funny. I can imagine my hippy english professor kicking the shit outta him.

 

Lol it really happend. Some drunk dude had him on the ground and was beating the shit out of him.


Alcohol>Martial Arts? lol

 

i was just thinking the other day about how many UFC fighters are probably coked out of the frame.

 

i'd really like to start learning martial arts, but i have bad knees, bad hips, bad everything.....i'm afraid of hurting myself, to be quite honest.

in all truth in recent times its been hard enough on my knees and hips just walking around campus, and i dont even ever have to go more than 3/4 a mile at any given time (and thats the farthest - just the liquor store, so not an every day trek)

i'm afraid that, young as i am, the days where my body would be able to take such strenuous activity are gone.

 

Have a father that was in the marine corps do physical training with you at 7 until you were 13, (I was homeschooled and P.E. was required by the state) He got me in crazy shape and taught me a ton of down and dirty hand to hand fighting. I've only fought twice in my life (One was right after I went into private school, and the other when a guy tried to mug my ass for $10.) and it's served me well.

 

why is that?

if you dont mind me asking.

 

chuck norris will own all of you with his 3rd fist

 

I use to learn Karate, I wish I kept it up, it was stupid to quit. I'm still thinking about learning Judo though, or CQC (close quarters combat).

 

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii YA!

 

It's from indulging in Satan's plant. Eventually he will have full body paralysis and not be able to masturbate.

 

bite away at my flesh...that's if you can actually manage to get close enough without getting knocked back. biting is fine if you need to when you're in some type of hold but you never should if you can kick or punch. definitely don't count on biting to win a fight man...


you can call someone a monkey all you want...once they have you tied like a pretzel it's not gonna make much of a difference lol

 

hmn, make sure to practise safe biting - theres things like HIV and hepatitis

 

Art is for sissies and people with black pointy hats.

 

i would love to learn some form of martial art

 

dude no its not. art is an awesome form of expression.

 

art for ppl who cut off their ears

 

i dont mind. but i also don't know the answer.

just been this way for a good handful of years now, and the pain is more and more frequent these days.

 

Lol, I was being sarcastic.


Theres not much pride in fighting in the first place.But there sure ins't pride in rolling around in the dirt with another man with you balls flappin into each other.

 

hahaha ew man