A rude joke.

Did you know that they have just found a new use for sheep in New Zealand? Wool!

 

I don't get it, but I'm laughing, anyway, at your sig pic.

Wait... I think I get it... You aren't insinuating that sheep are used for purposes traditionally set aside for wives and prostitutes, are you?

 

holy crap man really??? god i never actually thought us americians were as thick headed as I thought, guess you proved me wrong. dumbass

 

lol its just a joke....

he ripped the aussie joke on new zealanders though ;p

 

Gee whiz... I've never heard THAT one before...

But hey... at least I'm not from a country populated by convicts, nor from one founded by religious fundamentalists.

 

yikes it was a joke. And its not like NZers dont crack jokes about people from other countries either


oh, btw, i like the fact that my rights are not gauranteed by men, but by 'our Creator(whoever the hell that is)'

 

yeah...guaranteed by a dude/ss that invented nits. he's obviously ahead of the curve when it comes to compassion, groove on. hold on, he (and in a a concious creaor, which is the only sort that could hypothetically guarantee a right) doesn't exist, and even if he does, isn't there supposed to be a seperation of church and state? So, while the rights are set down by the church (whatever the denomination may be) violaters can't be punished by the state.

and yeah, we realise it was a joke. It was just a joke that, well, was kind of shit - only beacause yeah, it's been done to death, and because yes, haha, NZ has a lot of sheep. whoop de fucking ha.

 

well, numerous times on here has been comments to the tune of 'americans are all idiots' etc. Everyone plays the stereotype game. Atleast this one was a joke, and not truly believed.

The point of saying our rights are endowed by their Creator, whether you believe in a higher being or not, is so that government cannot take away the rights of man. Nothing a government can do is allowed to go against the laws of nature or infringe on peoples inalienable rights. No church has anything to do with the declaration of independence or our rights. The founders were primarily Deists, no religion or church or whatever is involved. There is no violation of church and state, the government does not endorse any religion or anything.

edit: anyways, this is stupid. The attack on america/australia is just as much unjusitifed and redundant as that joke

 

HEARD IT BEFORE. IT STILL SUCKS.

 

yeah i mean, is that the only joke the world can come up with about NZ? seriously 70% of americians do believe sheep walk in our cities, it's stupid.

 

WTF? You're an idiot. And Kurt Cobain sucked.

 

Figures you'd say that, ur from nashville. I was born in America to you know, it's not like I'm been racist

 

ya getting 'slightly angry' at the wrong person.

 

yeah tru tru, ok I'm not angry I'm just making a point. Go John Kerry

 

you honestly think 70% of americans know where new zealand is? Look, i'm from vermont and we get cow jokes just like you get sheep jokes. Ireland gets the same sheep jokes you get. They are just that, jokes.

what do you call 3 fat people? Americans...har har har

 

nothing wrong with a good tight sheep.

OoooOooOOoo baaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaby

Doug (na just kidding, you really need at least two sheep for a good time)

 

hahahahaha

 

HAHA

 

dougs back (yey)

and sorry if we seem to think that Americans are not the brightest lights in the basement - it's just that most (well all actually) of the Americans I have met in person have been arrogant assholes who think they are just too cool, and who crank out the most inane calls about how before they came here they'd heard about all kiwis owning pet sheep, that NZ was the one next to Spain and they still have trouble getting over the fact that the Maori don't wear grass skirts and go to school and work with the rest of the population. (and those are all true exampes from people I've met at UNIVERSITY)

 

hAhAhAhAhA I'm sorry, but sheep jokes get me everytime. I can't get past the expression on Gene Wilder's face in "All you wanted to know about sex..." It's what comes to my mind when sheep are mentioned and then I ALWAYS laugh.