WOuld you be sataisfied

if your last day on earth was today? What if I let you fuck me before you died?

 

yes, i will be quite satisfied if i died today

 

if you fucked me before i died, i'd be satisfied
unless you weren't good at fucking...
i once had a guy say i'm sorry after sex
if you were like that, then i wouldn't be satisfied...

 

definitely would:cheers2:

 

I'm only into dolphins or goats vaginas... So that's a no on the sex...

I'd be satisfied if my last day on earth was today, at least then I wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow...

 

No, I am not ready to die today.

while fucking you might make me more prepared for death , I cannot assume it will make me satisfied.

 

If your female.....and look like Fitzys duck pic...I fuck ya for sure

 

Are you questioning my masculinity?

 

not even close. if i was confident that you were a beautiful woman, then fucking you about 2000 times would leave me approximately satisfied. otherwise, i like to think i could do better.

 

do you think you could do it 2000 times before the end of the day?
if your answer is yes, then i don't think you'd leave her very satisfied....

 

in one day i'd go with closer to 100. not that that would satisfy her much either...

 

its a chicken :toetap05:

 

Well....then its a chicken that looks more ducky

 

Okay, I now feel better not being the only person who thought it was a duck...

 

No, because today was a bad day. I wouldn't want my last day to be bad.

 

well, i can't live every day as if it were my last. i've got shit that's gotta get done to make tomorrow worthy getting up for. laundry, dishes, dinner, chinging diapers. i hate it when people advise everyone to live like there's no tomorrow. whenever i do that i have a headache, a sprained ankle and no clean clothes. plus i gotta drive my daughter to school...

 

i slept all day having dreams about being a ballerina
not the best day to die, but certainly not the worst

 

i love the voice of reason. i would definitely marry her if it were possible.

 

But you'd get to sleep with me, so none of that would matter.. We can just cuddle if you want....

 

i know. most would.