Playing sober

this thred has probably been done before but whatever. anyone have any stories where they had to pretend to be sober? the other night i was tripping on dxm and i took the robo gels. well, i took them and hadnt planned on going anywhere. well then my parents came and got me and they took me out to eat at this one bar. now mind you they got a little drunk so luckily they couldn't judge me thoroughly. so the whole while i had to avoid eye contact and act like i was tired. then when it came time to leave, i got SEVERE robo walk. so i had to act like i wanted an oscar and pretended i had a charlie horse. that way i had an excuse for why i was walking so stiff. i somewhat squinted my eyes too to hide the dilation but only time will tell if that worked. and even if it didnt. it probably doesnt matter since my parents were half in the bag

 

ahhhhh ive had a bad expierence with dph trying to play sober. it started fine but then i ended up wandering around my house making alot of noise with no control over myself and ended up in the hospital with my parents and doctors yelling at me trying to figure out what i took.
the only other time i was peaking on 5 hits of acid when my parents picked me up and we went to eat at taco bell. i have no idea how i pulled it off. i was fucked grabbing at things that werent there, staring around at nothing, staring at my parents when they were talking to me watchin them melt. the cashier even was giving me wierd looks but somehow things went fine got back to my friends house and had a amazing trip

 

i have played sober very many times. i just had to do it while rolling for a couple hours earlier it was in front of my sister so it wasnt that bad but still

 

lol im 20 so i havent had to do it in a long time, i can get as fucked up in front of my parents as I want and they wont say anything, but i remember having to do it like every weekend when I was 14 thru 16. By the time I was 17 turning 18 I moved to Orlando, FL and was living in my own apartment by myself, so I was having a blast every weekend without having to play sober for anyone. Orlando was fun while it lasted..

But I remember one time on my birthday when I turned 17 I was tripping balls by like 9PM, and I was posted infront of my aunts house waiting for my cousin to finish getting ready, we were about to go to the beach. I popped my stamp early, so I was gone already. Then, my mom and my aunt get home, and I cant stop laughing cuz Im trippin so hard. They noticed I was weird but i guess they assumed i was drinking..

edit: I reread it, and shit.. I guess I didnt play sober at all, I was just laughing but since they knew it was my birthday, they knew I was gonna get fucked up

 

LMAO

You guys are crazy.

 

the first time i stared into my mother's eyes while stoned, she said to me:

'.. youre stoned arent you?'

 

hahahahah i bet that went over well

 

^ That's exactly what my mom does. It sucks. I can NOT be high around her. Most other things I can hide though.

 

Talking to a cop on salvia... Not fun. I talked very little and stared at the ground. 8)

 

Wow how'd a cop find you on Salvia?

 

We had a big fire by the river late at night.... It was a bad idea... Someone called the cops because they thought there was a wildfire. Fuckin idiots.

 

the only time i ever had to do that was when i was stoned, i came back inside and didnt realize it until it hit me hard. i was standing in the kitchen and my dad was doin something but i felt like i was tall as hell like 10ft and everything looked out of proportion. i went and grabbed some water and i was trying to act sober when i was holding my arm up and drinkin. haha.

 

i remember i was fucked in class & everything was so intense!
i was like yelling out answers & then i realized what i was doing & i had to act like i was sleeping but i couldnt stop laughing & twitching. haha.

 

yeah this one time me and my friends were tripping on some dxm way back in the day at the movies and had smoked a little pot and on the way home my one friend kept telling my dad who the actors in the movie were like 5 times and he was like....o.k....???

so i really had to act straight cause i knew he suspected we were fucked up.
and the countless times i've had to cover up the smell of pot or alcohol...but hey thats just part of being a teenager to me haha.

 

when i had just started smoking pot and it was still really intense, my friend got some like super headies or something. we smoked and planned to take the train back to my dads house where we were gonna spend the night. we all got insanely high (i was trying to order food but didn't understand anything, so i just nodded at the guy a bunch and ended up with a pretty decent meal).

anyway we got back to my house and my dad calls me into the kitchen to talk to him and i was like "oh i like the new setup", and he just looked at me and said "it's been like that for 2 weeks... are you alright?"

my friend heard this and yelled my name which just made it even sketchier, but his rationale was "i was trying to get you out of the situation" lol.

surprisingly i didn't get caught. in fact i haven't been caught on any drugs yet, and have had to act sober many times.

 

Sounds like you parents might know and be saying nothing. ENABLING.

 

This thread may be old, but I love em.
I've played sober many times. Sometimes I think my parents know, but dont say anything cause they know im gonna do it sooner or later. And I dont think they care bout me to much hehe.
The funnest time I had to act sober is when I came home from school with a bunch of friends and we were gonna hang out in my room until our ride got there to take us somewhere else then to a different house to spend the night. Well on the way walking home to my house I bought 2 big ass cokes and brought them home, grabbed my half filled bottle of rum and spiked em. I drank alot before we even left. The worst part is my dad came home about an hour later. So Im drunk, but lucky for me my friends havent really drank any and their just fine. So they constantly pushed me in the right direction or shut my mouth lol. Except when I went out of my room and held a full conversation with my dad ( I dont slur my words until Ive had alot, but I stumble like no other lol)
Usually, the only time I have play sober is in school. Which my friends are always there, I owe em alot dont I lol?

 

My mom can always tell when I'm stoned because I will start eating anything I can find in the kitchen, and that's the only time I do that. And I usually can't stop laughing at the fact that she probably knows I'm stoned, which just shows it even more. I don't even try to hide it anyway, she doesn't care because most of the time it's medicinal.

 

Oh man this one time I was on 600 mg of dxm and my landlord comes over.... I don't think she knew, because she was a very senile old lady, but I was squinting at her and looking at her out of one eye because I saw two or more of her. I just kept agreeing with everything she said (we were late on rent), "Yes I'll pay you money, soon, yes, when I get paid." And we had just smoked a lot of good weed before that, too, so the house reeked. I hate acting sober.... and unexpected visitors.

 

You saw hallucinations THAT realistic off of 600mg of DXM?