Tell one lie and one truth about yourself

But do not tell which one is the truth and which one is the lie.

Have fun!

 

Oooohh I like this

ok


I have a job as a full time medical assistant

I have a physical disability

 

I'm blind in one eye

My hair is currently brown and purple.

 

i have a broken tooth

I have a pimple on my armpit

 

the first one is a lie?

wait can we guess it too?

 

Are we supposed to guess the lie?

I do not shave.
I am bisexual.

 

my eyes are blue.
my eyes are green.

 

I'm supposed to going for a run right now.
I'm supposed to be taking a nap right now.


I don't know which one is the truth yet.

 

i have three people tied up in my basement.
they are all women.

 

how clever

 

HAHA!


I'm an elf
I can do a backflip

 

yes. even I don't know which one is true today.

 

I am naked..

I am under my covers..

 

You're not under the covers.

 

I think that the first one is the thruth

 

I am an excellent cooker
I can't cook shit

 

I like bird.
I don't like bird.

 

i'm hungry.
i'm tired.

 

I smell like patchouli.
I smell like honeysuckles.

 

i have a lighter.
i'm bored.