my version of "cyber sex gone bad"

hi guys, so, when this guy started randomly talking to me, my best friend and i decided to mess with him a little bit. i think it turned out quite hilarious.

Roni 10:42 PM

hi mary

im roni

how are u ?

nice photo if i may say

u ther ?

so u like to give or get massage ?

Moonshine 10:50 PM

yes

Roni 10:50 PM

what part u like to get most ?

back? lower back ?

i was wwork in a spa for 3 years b4

u ther?

Moonshine10:52 PM

umm yeah

Roni 10:52 PM

i will give u one full body

with oil and low lusick and soft light

music

make your body be so soft

u will like it ?

Moonshine10:55 PM

will i?

Roni 10:55 PM

mmm u will feel so warm

i wish i can tell u all by voice u like it even more babe

i will make u feel it all

give me 10 minute to tell u all this by voice babe come on

no cam jest voice

u ther ?

Moonshine10:58 PM

hi

sorry

Roni 10:58 PM

5 minute babe come on

Moonshine 10:58 PM

i want you to roleplay with me... you need to set the scene and tell me what you're doing... you go first, and then i'll follow ; )

Roni 10:59 PM

u and me on the beach holding hands and lay down look at the stars

i hug and kiss u nice and slow

on your face

feel your skin

so soft

Moonshine 11:00 PM

why are we on the beach at night?

Roni 11:00 PM

yes

alone in a nice spot

u make me feel so warm all over my body abeb
Moonshine 11:01 PM

but i will get sand in my panties and you will get carpet burn on your penis, cant we be somewhere else?

Bahaha

Roni 11:01 PM

in a hotel room

with drinks and shower together

i sope your back and u do my back

Moonshine 11:02 PM

am i smelly or something? i thought you liked my body

Roni 11:02 PM

i wil kiss your on your legs

Moonshine 11:03 PM

i do not shave my legs, is this ok?

Roni 11:03 PM

mmmm i love your body

yes u are babe its so soft

are u shave down ?

Moonshine 11:04 PM

no, i am all natural, except for the fact that i dye my vaginal hairs purple

Roni 11:04 PM

mmm i can fee how soft u get down ther all wet lips

make me feel so hard

Moonshine11:06 PM

i actually suffer from a genetic disorder where vaginal secretion is not possible

do you have any vaseline?

Roni 11:07 PM

yes i will licke u ther first babe

then any fingers in and out ?

2-3?

Moonshine 11:08 PM

ok but you better spit in my pussy for lubrication, and i would prefer a full 5 fingers, for maximum stimulation

Roni 11:08 PM

mmmmmmmmmm yes im your pussy hol withh be so open and soft

let me talk to you come on

with my voice u like it more

Moonshine11:09 PM

No

Roni 11:09 PM

come on

Moonshine 11:10 PM

i am embarrassed of my grunting

Roni 11:10 PM

coooooooooooome on plssssssssssssssss

Moonshine11:10 PM

No

Roni 11:10 PM

bye

 

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http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/TRUE/asl1.jpg

 

hilarious.... thanks for sharing :lol:

 

lmao, I love it

 

fucking Hilarious!!

 

I'm not quit sure who got rejected there, haha...

 

i am glad you guys are enjoying it ^_^

 

I find the fact that you're terrible at cyber sex very erotic. :biggrin:

 

lmfao i cant beleave he didnt get the hint

 

its not exactly how i would go about cyber sex regularly.. however, me and my best friend were just being assholes. and i think we succeeded. its so funny that he kept going along with it for so long

 

Well he clearly doesnt have English as his first language so he probably didnt get what you were saying.

 

i completely agree with you.

 

was he like asain? hahaha that was funny
-I dye my vaginal hairs purple-
lol

 

Kinda cruel... but funny

 

This is one of the best posts ever. I would've ran with the role playing thing though. I would have told him he was a special ed student and I was the teacher, and then as he started trying to do things to me I would've told him he was borderline retarded and sterile and no woman would ever love him, and I'd make him wear a helmet and dance.

Still, good work.

 

Actually, you'd be surprised. A LOT of people who you meet on the internet just aren't bright. Be it a lack of language and interpersonal skills, a lack of education, a simple minded horniness, what have you, I've seen people on the internet who speak as bad as him or worse with English as a first language, and I'd bet most of them aren't complete retards- Just empty shells of human beings. Do you have proof that English wasn't his first language?

 

"but i will get sand in my panties" <-LOL

"I actually suffer from a genetic disorder where vaginal secretion is not possible"<-LOL

 

Purple Pubic Hair.........

WOOT!

oh man, somebody help me i can't stop laughing!

 

This was hilarious!