Things your parents dont know...

my parents don't know.....
-that i was tripping on four hits of acid walking around the house watching them sleep
-i've done lots of drugs, including heroin, crack, coke, acid, mushrooms, x, meth, k, etc
-i have more peircings and tattoos that they know about
-i plan on getting more
-how many sexual partners i've had
-that i've met people from online, one they met...i told them we met downtown
i dont know...stuff like that

 

other than the overly active sexual life, meeting people off the net, drug/drink stories that are probably the case for everyone.. because that's usually not the kind of thing you want to discuss with your folks.. i'll add a nipple ring, very very heavy drinking, that i spent a week in ios with a couple of male friends when they thought i spent a week in -much milder- paros with my best friend.. of course, i eventually had to sort of admit the last one (well, i admitted to spending one day in ios instead of a week).. because a friend of theirs happened to see me on the street there (!!!).. pfff, parents.. they have connections everywhere.. i don't even want to know at what state i was in when their friend saw me - the thought scares me.. i'll get back to this thread.

 

Nothing too bad. Just that I've had sex in every room in their house, including the roof.

 

yeah my parents dont know shit about me ....well ones dead...but neway the way i look at it is that its not their life its mine and i dont need their approval to live the way i wish

 

My parents don't know how much I weigh.

 

one time when I was 16, i skipped school so i could hang out with my g/f. it was when i still lived at home, so because my mom was sleeping in her room that was across from mine we had sex downstairs in the bathroom. we came out afterwards about 2 minutes before my mom came downstairs, and told her we had "late arrival" so where just leaving for school.

 

Probably more or less everything about me.

 

I've got a porn library in my room, I do porn trades at work, I steal gas from work to fill my car up (my mom and I work for the same company)

 

my parents know nothin about me really , cos we hardly ever talk and i usually just cut myself off from them and stay in my sanitairum (bedroom) unless im out with friends

 

me fuckin in their bed lol the've actually came in and saw me on top of her when i seen them cummin through the door i stopped and started kissing her they would ask what we were doing at the time we would b kissin but my dick still b inside they have actually sit on the bed one time my mother in law laid down got under neath the covers and still never noticed lol funny shit hahahahahaha

 

^_^ you guys make me look like an angel

 

oooh good post. Hmmm I wouldn't want my mom to know most of the stuff I did when I was in my late teens or that I never go to class or how high some of my credit card bills are or my driving habits or that i am slowly trying to get her dog to sleep with me at night.

 

I never told my mom that I know she's a heroine addict.
She thinks it's this great big secret that she's managed to hide since I was a baby; I don't want to spoil her fun by telling her she makes a shitty liar

I've never admitted how much money I have...whether I'm rolling in it or trying to get pennies out of the sewer grate with used chewing gum and string. I always just let her assume, and agree with whatever she said.

I've never told my dad that I'm probably not his kid..the dates don't match up. But if he couldn't figure that out back when I was born then he doesn't deserve to know now.

The rest is petty...I mean, who goes and tells their parents exactly how far into a relationship they started sleeping with someone, or when the first time they got high was,or that the lunch money went to smokes, or that they joined a coven by accident one time while in search of marshmallows (a story for another day,lol), or what color the bus is that they're on dead tour with, or exactly how they ended up in another state while going across town to the bank, or whether they're eating organic wheaties or count chocula......

 

Lol, same here. I mean, it's kinda hard to come out to 2 super-conservative homophobic Bushies, even if they are you parents.
Anyway... Dan & I kick so much ass.

 

Well, i'm lucky that my parients are not like that, and if I did tell them, they would be cool with it... But seeing as I still live at home (at 25 - sad I know, but meh), I like to keep as much privicy as I can... and they just don't need to know.

Well DUH!!

 

My parents don't know about me kissing and sleeping next to a long-haired boy at camp, meeting a guy of the internet (what a creep btw), hanging out with long-haired boys (i just like them so much), me not being a christian anymore...

 

I'll probally get flamed to death for this comment... but well done!!

 

No one would have reason to flame you for your religious beliefs.

 

I guess. It's the same as a christian welcoming a new christian into the fold... I'm just doing the same, only in reverse... I'm congratulating her on seeing the light (at least that's my view of it) and getting out of christanity... and hopefully, out of religion all togther (anyone that knows me know I hate religion).

Anyway, sorry.... this is way off topic.

 

Do you believe in any higher being?