So whats to come?

I was prescribed some hydrocodone for a tooth ache and its not working.. my baby mommas cousin is related to a doctor and he says i could get something different... what are the chances they'll give me heroin?

 

0%

 

I'm gonna be a bit more optimistic, 1%

 

what the fuck?

are you serious?

LOL

You can't be serious...

I'm gonna go with 0% as well.

You HAVE to be joking.... LOL

 

I am going with 7 percent.

On the other hand, you might get a bit of PCP.

 

Hook, line and sinker...

 

idk whats worse this or the guy who wanted K for sleep instead of valuim

 

They're probably give you Foxy.
All the docs are scriptin that.
=O

 

This is a joke...it's actually poking fun at that thread about the guy thinking he would get prescribed Ketamine.

I don't know what is funnier, this thread, or the fact that some people didn't get that it was a joke.



:cheers2:

 

:smilielol5:

he fucking got me... that's for sure.

LOL

i was like "you have to be joking"...

lol

i'm a fucking idiot.

:rofl:

 

Actually, if you are being sarcastic and just mean you want Oxys, I'm sure they will make the switch. I've seen and heard of people getting prescribed Hydros and then saying they weren't working, then were prescribed Oxy...Which is basically heroin.

Good luck

 

He is making fun of another thread, in which the person said the Valiums he was taking didn't work for sleep. In turn, his mother told him that she would get him a tranquilizer. He then asked us if the tranquilizer he was getting might perhaps be Ketamine. Hilarity ensued.

If you get prescribed Hydrocodone and say it doesn't work, you most likely will just get a stronger dose of Hydrocodone. Making the switch to Oxycodone is not an easy one, because Hydrocodone is a CIII, and Oxycodone is a CII, so doctors don't prescribe it as a substitute. It usually takes a while to build up to Oxycodone....your friends got really lucky.

Also, you might have been joking, but Oxycodone is not even close to Herion....not even close at all....strength-wise, euphoria-wise, price-wise, it's all very different. That is what annoys me when rednecks call it "hillbilly herioin."

 

First off.. i can't believe the gullible people in this thread... doesnt suprise me when people are askin if its worth it to buy some sort of NSAID cuz its "fuckin gangsta"....

yea.. saying heroin is the "poor mans" oxy would be better phrased.. though OC != H

 

LOL DAWG I WENT TO MAH DEALER YO DAWG AND MAH NIGGA SAID HE HAD DIS SHYT KALLED FUCKIN TORODOL DAWG, MAH NIGGA SAID DAT SHIT WAS STRAIGHT ILL SUN, SO SHOULD I BE FUCKIN WIT DAT YO!?

Google is your friend, for fucks sake.

 

Get some Oralgel that should work.

 

Another one bites the dust....

 

goddamn... this thread is still open? LOL

 

Mix it with some baking soda put it in the microwave 10 min. And smoke that shit.. Its better than crack and good for your teeth.

 

Fuck yeah....Crackjel is off the hook. Numbness to the max.

 

hahahahaha... awhile back at the time me and my assistant manager were kinda drunk and decided it would be a great idea to buy a tube each of orajel and go back and continue drinking.. what a fucked up night... haha.. all drunk and your mouth is all numbed the fuck out... aint no understanding that shit..