I think my girlfriend is cheating on me....

I've never talked about this before, but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs.. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them.'

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car , that I noticed that the hinges on my exhaust seemed to be broken off..

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

 

Hopefully its just a case of paranoia. You should get some hard evidence (i.e. photos) and confront her with it. Failing that you could ask her directly. if you know her well enough you'll be able to tell if she's lying or if she's giving you honest answers.

Either way I'd definitely approach her on it and get her side of the story before doing anythng extreme like breaking it off with her. If she wronged you you deserve an explanation and she has a right to tell her side. So talk first, make your desicion afterwards.

 

my old boss told me after I caught my boyfriend (who ended up being my husband) cheating, that "Once a cheater always a cheater" I didnt believe him until about 12 years of marriage and three girlfriends later.

leopards never change their spots.

 

As for your question I've never seen hinges on an exaust, but I'd either take it to the dealer if its still under warranty (dealer garages can be expensive otherwise) or take it to a muffler and exaust shop. I'm a certified mechanic and I've tried to do my own exaust work before but the exaust pros always seem to do it better.

 

she is cheating on you
with me
sorry buddy

 

I always opt for murder in this instances. Its very efficient. Even better if you can find out who she is cheating with and murder them also.

 

plead insanity and say it was a crime of passion.

 

Heck yes, but he would preferably want to catch them in the act.

 

well, with this thread we've just fucked his insanity plea....

he should just get fifty gallons of cow blood from a local slaughterhouse

let it rot for a few weeks, tossing in bacterial cultures (think stuff like shit) in to accelerate the process

then after it emulsifies (as blood is a colloid) (toss in some battery acid or something in the last few days) spray it over her suitors home, and car

 

Could you describe the smell... it's not vivid enough for me yet.

 

dave... i have to say, you have an immensely gross imagination. and i say that as a veteran emergency room attendant.

 

that's just first volley shit, you should see the plans for escalated warfare.

 

Take them both back to the dealer. lol.

You can't trust her. You could approach her about how you feel, or give up on the relationship
.I wouldn't "wait to catch her" - thats only gonna breed a lot more animosity between you two, and it doesn't really matter.
If your paranoid you probably have a reason to be, and if she is defensive over it...- kwim? Even if she isn't cheating she is acting shifty, you turning it around and acting shifty won't solve anything.

 

I recommend scopolamine, sodium amytal, and Sodium Pentothal.

Get you a hypodermic needle and fill her veins full of it.

If that does not work smack her around a bit until she admits it.

J/K?

Sound like you know she is cheating. Instincts are usually right.

Dump her like a rock. She sounds like a bitch.

People only get defensive when there is a reason.

 

bahahaha.. i can't believed you ended it with that
it was all so serious
like
oh my girlfriend..
HEY.. should i get this fixed on my car?

but yeah.
it sounds sus.

 

haha..that joke has been around for awhile...I posted a thread exactly like this, wording and everything a couple of years ago.

 

just tell her yer've been tested positive for herpes..... then watch her sweat and try to make a panicked phonecall to her other fuck :cheers2:

 

i don't get cheating. why cheat? why not just break up and move on? i don't understand.

that sucks, man. move on.

 

It's easy enough to understand, for me. Though I've never cheated.

One person provides emotional security, the extra help gives you adventure.

 

i guess it's the pure selfishness of it that gets me. that's just hurtful. why hurt someone like that?