Country Music

I was once getting my teeth drilled by a dentist whore.

They were playing country music, and there was this song on...

it was about how his son does what he does...

how they were driving, and he hit the brakes, and his sons HAPPY MEAL went flying, and his soda. The father said Shit.
Then the kid said Shit later that night.

"said son...where'd you learn to talk like that"

So, then he starts singing about how he was praying in the barn.
then he finds his son praying in his room

"said son...where'd you learn to pray like that"

oh god if I wasn't being tortured I would have laughed til I pissed.

this is what these drunken idiots listen to while they drive around in their trucks. this music was designed to keep people RETARDED

 

I live 30 miles from Nashville. I'm surrounded by it.

 

LMAO. Nice opening line!

Yeah country is so fucking cliché and dumb...OMG. Every song is somehow connected to how great being a white American with republican values is.

 

worst music ever

 

I wish you could have heard this guys voice.

I am scarred for life.

 

hahaha, i also hate country music, although there are some great country singers with something to say, for example, the dixie chicks after the whole america hating them thing, they got really good!! but its this mainstream western shit that really sucks! however, some of it just makes u laugh!

 

some country music is good.

i like this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guXuQTbgwNk

 

don't get me wrong, I love johnny cash and some others

but god damn

the lyrics to this song were PATHETIC...

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TAKING THIS OUT ON YOU ALL!

 

Anyone like billy's gayvirus?

 

well that must be one strong memory to get all pumped about it now

 

I could imagine the fact the she was being drilled helplessly took care of that issue.

 

I have cock and balls.

 

i like this song a lot, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqm7C61K4UI


seriously, i love some country music. just not most of it. tim mcgraw can bite it.

 

I have a soft spot for some country music. But I do hate that song.

 

YOU'VE HEARD IT??????

 

i dont mind country

 

i think you'll like the song i posted right above you cate, if you've never heard it.

but my guess is you have.

 

Do you like listening to some hick ramble about his sons Happy Meals?????????????????? And how he kneels in his barn to pray??????????

???????????????????????

 

LOL. You're avatar gave me the impression otherwise...I hope you were not offended stalk.

 

Shiva/shakti forever.