personal problem

ever since i woke up yesterday, my balls hang down a good couple feet from my waist and drag on the ground when i walk which is VERY painful. i honestly have no idea how this happened or what to do. it's seriously buggin me out though. i feel like some sort of freak or somethin'.

 

FREAK! man, don't fuck around with this! call your doctor right now and, tell them what is going down. i have a strong feeling, your doc will tell you to go to the er right now! if you can't reach your doc or, if you don't have one then... GO TO THE ER RIGHT NOW! DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH THIS!

i hope this turns out well for you! please, get back to us after you see the doc and, let us know how your doing.

i'm pull for you mate!

 

Gawd, Tell me you do not have cats. This could prove to be a significant safety hazard.

 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA deranged.

+1

 

stay away from escalators

 

That sounds like good advice, GA.

 

Jumping rope might make things better.

 

Just tuck 'em into your socks.

 

Have you tried to throw them over your shoulder, like a continental solider?

 

oh wow,can i throw up now..?!!!!!!!............and btw .nice comment last one

 

my balls fell off today

 

sexy de..sexy

 

Indeed.

 

Good thing they regenerate.

 

totally. just like terminator.

 

or a lizards tail.

 

:You should probably avoid the lazy boy for awhile.

 

I would be more worried about who cut your legs off!