I can't fucking wait everybody, I have to brag to somebody!

ok ok ok, i need to calm down. I'm about to go fuck this perfect girl.
She is by FAR the hottest girl i have ever fucked.

I fucked her 2 nights ago but i was drunk as hell and didn't finish but now my chance for redemtion!

Oh my fuck, im dancing naked everybody im so god damn excited, i don't know if i can wait that long(i have to wait 2 hours before i head over there)

What in the fuck am i gonna do for 2 hours....ahhhhhhh jesus christ im so happy!!!

She looks like a fucking model i swear to god, im so lucky.... SO SO SO Lucky

Whahahahhahahahahahha AHHHH, jesus fuck i have never been this excited or happy in my life. I love you guys

 

Pictures of the girl?

 

i will try and get one tonight. She is half taiwanese and half japanese. Shes very curvy with a nice butt and nice big boobs. She has a beautiful smile and shes the sweetest girl ever. She thinks i have smooth skin too, Nobodys ever told me that!!!!! Shes the greatest.

t-minus 1 and a half hours
oh god!!!!!

 

wow you're excited.

I am happy for you.

 

Has she already promised you sex in no uncertain terms? Even then, don't count your chickens before they hatch, even if you've had sex with her before. Women are notoriously unpredictable.

That being said good luck. I also second the call for pics.

 

dont get so excited that you finish too early

maybe you should masterbate before you go over

 

masturbate before i go over? god no, im leaving in like 30 minutes, i won't even be able to get a boner if i do that!

 

ok ladies and gents im off to have the best night of my life. I have been waiting for this for so god damn long, its time for a night of endless bliss. At least until i cum, then i will fall asleep. Thank you all for sharing my joy, i will surely be back soon to express how fucking greatfull i am to be alive.

 

Best night of my fucking life. Goodnight.

 

That's it? How about some details? Clearly it didn't last long, judging by the timestamps, lol.

 

haha yeah, an hour isn't very long. i sure hope you didn't just cum and leave her hanging. that'd be an ouch..

 

He did say(until I cum or fall asleep)Fuken joke.

 

Dude i was way too excited, she gave me a BJ for about 5 minutes and then i fucked her for about 5 minutes. At least i was satisfied. I'm goin back on saturday night and i promised her at least 20 minutes, i'm screwed.

 

It kind of balances itself out because i fucked her last weekend for like 30 minutes, i was drunk as hell.

 

that's why I said masterbate before you go over, once you cum later you can get it back up and it'll take you even longer to cum

 

What about her??Dont you want to be known as a man that can please a woman??No disrespect.

 

LMAO i saw this comming haha

 

im trying to ease her into it, she said im way to big for her and i have only fucked her twice. I'm just being a gentleman and getting her used to the size of my shlong. Shes only 20 and shes asian so shes super tight, shes only about 100 pounds. I have to say i have a 7 inch coke (not bragging) and its pretty think. I don't want to tear her apart or anything. So i dont think she minds the short fuck sessions, maybe i will eat her puss this weekend or something.

 

Oh and brunette, i will take the advice and jack off the day before. I won't do it the same day, i can't risk that. I have fucked a girl before when i jerked off a couple hours before and i ended up drilling her for like an hour and just tearin shit apart and i didn't even end up cuming. It was a bullshit sex experience that left me tired and not satisfied, and left her with a sore pussy.

 

Wow, she sounds awesome. I'm really excited for you, don't blow it!