the "i once..." thread

easy game. just say what you once did. doesn't have to be anything cool or funny, put down whatever you want.

i once...


watched the northern lights on top of kmart.

 

pet a wild skunk without getting sprayed

 

drank bong water for money.

 

had a opossum , Canadian Goose and a turkey living inside my house all at once.

 

I once had a friend take a shit and piss in a starbucks cup and microwave it in a 7elelven... 5 minutes later, the whole store stank of shit

 

I once sat and smoked a bong on top of a mountain in the clouds naked and a deer came up to say hello

but I lost my pants because they were camouflaged...

strange situation on acid.

 

Told my evil, money grubbing boss he was an asshole while tripping.

 

Visited Jehovas with black bible

 

... stood for a good half an hour raving to the sound of an electric generator.

Acid is a funny thing..

 

I WAS ONCE ARRESTED FOR CONSPIRACY TO SHOOT THE PRESIDENT WHILE TRIPPING
ALL BECAUSE AN IDIOT NEIGHBOUR MADE THE MOST POORLY DESIGNED fLYER FOR A PROTEST
it was funny as hell

 

Really?! Damn ^

i once,
texted my friends mom if she wanted weed

 

i once harassed some wild squirls then the baby bit me


kind of like "let that be a lesson to ya beotch"

 

once me and a freind where sittin at the river smokin a joint , when i passed it back to him he said, "i dont want that" and looked over his shoulder. i looked to see what he was looking at ,and you know it ,a fuckin cop. so i looked the officer right in the eye ,and said, "oh, you wanna hit!"

 

i twice (sorry not just once) rode a unicycle from nyc yo dc while fasting 12 days for peace

 

you're insane

 

i once did the 40 hr famin, famining food, furnaiture and technology for higher sponsors...that was interesting....

 

I once lost my shoes at a new year's eve party. They suddenly wheren't on my feet anymore, and I still don't have the slightest idea of where they where.

 

I did something similar, in a net on.. well, a lot of things. I kept picking up my shoes thinking 'where the FUCK are my shoes? Damn, I lost them.' After doing that about 10 times I realised I'd actually been picking my own shoes up..

 

In primary school I drank two cups of tomato sauce with all this grease on top from the chips we were dipping in it

and recently my friend got a blood nose on a rollercoaster sitting next to me (because we were upside down for so long) and by the time it was finished we were both covered in blood. It was pretty hilarious, but then I felt so sick, I struggled not to throw up

 

omg lol thats disgusting

my story is no where near as cool as all you guys'