Dealing With a Cock Block

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hyphy, Oct 9, 2008.

  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    So what do guys use, vagina..? does that mean penis...
     
  2. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    No. Dick seems to suffice for now :D
    Kinda weird when talking to someone unfamiliar with the lingo. When you say "hittin' the cock" and they give you a weird ass look :leaving:
     
  3. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    haha i know cock block means blockin your cock from getting that pussy, mouth, and/or ass......

    but i never heard someone use the word cock to refer to a vagina....hahaha....ESPECIALLY in hiphop.....

    you hear someone say "man, i really need to get some cock" and that motherfuckers likely to get the shit kicked out of him lol

    ESPECIALLY among "hip hop culture"

    at least where i'm from.

    only homosexual-friendly circles wouldn't beat that guy up, and hip hops not known for being the most tolerant of that kind of thing in general
     
  4. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    I know Nesta. This is very baffling to me.

    I am having an identity crisis knowing that I have a cock now.
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    maybe we could reassign some words and claim it's been in the hipforum culture for years... then i can call my ass my mouth and my mouth my penis and my penis my tits
     
  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    So if I say my cock is dropping clots right and left...it would be okay to use, since I am talking about my vagina...
    I'm going to say this to my gyno next time I see him...
     
  7. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    so what if I am cock-eyed?
     
  8. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    i guess it means you lost both eyes and have nothing left but sockets and lids? i don't know. either way i'm not sure i want to think about it
     
  9. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    you never thought you would be sitting in your dorm room thinking about cock, did you nesta?

    you can be honest with me;)
     
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I looked at the title of this thread three times and saw "Dealing With Black Cock".

    I gotta see a Doctor about this dyslexia...
     
  11. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    maybe dr. freud could be of some help:eek:
     
  12. bustramp

    bustramp Member

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    You need a wing man! When dealing with a cock block a good strategy is to have your wing man hit on the cock block this will distract her and give you the chance to concentrate on your targeted chick. It's good to have more than one wing man they both can hit on her! Cock blocks are usually hideous creatures.
     
  13. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    My mother was a racist, so that can't be it.
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I'm gonna get some bats to be my wingmen....we will own the night...
     
  15. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    Cock blocking was so 4 years ago.
     
  16. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm a sweet person in real life. I don't have any problems with cock blocks.

    I am however, a cock block. And I don't let my guard down.
     
  17. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    thats one of your better ideas. but i can think of better animals than bats. like maybe panthers, or some crafty gorillas.
     
  18. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Actually, I think it deserves it's own thread.
     

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