stripper lap dance question..

nope haha

 

You mean you wouldn't want my 642 pound ass to give you a lap dance...

 

wait...HHB use to go to strip clubs...

 

and you let this happen

 

it was paid for

 

you paid for a stripper blowjob

Please tell me your friends paid instead:toetap05:

 

they paid some, i paid some

the way i see it is that it helped her pay for college

 

I'm just teasin ya. I have no judgement.

I think having a lap dance would be fun

 

she actually felt bad that i didn't get off - i was way way too drunk. she came out from the back saying her jaw hurt.
she was a really cool girl though.

 

it was a long time ago,there was a brother in law and lots of drugs involved..

no i didnt frequent them,,only went to i think 2 my entire life,thus the question in the OP.

who drug this thread up anyway?

 

it was this one!

 

no it wasnt it was the guy above me

 

Did they have the club's name printed on the towels?
Some palces do that with t-shirts and other things as a promotional thing.
You pay for the lap dance and they will throw in a free item wth their name on it or you may have to pay just a little more for the lap dance and then the item is free. I got a few shot glasses a few weeks ago.

It depends on the club and what they don't allow. It also depends on what the laws are and the location of the club. I know that Cincinnati won't even let a strip club operate in the county, while in other counties you can play with the titties during the lap dance. Some clubs have bouncers walking around making sure the guy keeps his hands to their sides while others don't care. It also depends on the dancer and how well she knows you.

Now, you can call me a perv, but, I like wearing a thin dark baggy pair of nylon jogging pants without the BVD's when I get a lap dance. Some of the dancers have told me that they don't like rubbing their bare tender pussy against rough blue jeans and perfer rubbing against the softer material.

The dancers like rubbing up against a guy's bulge to get them hard and because the pants are thin, they can feel the detail. Some of them get turned on and have a funny look in their eyes espacally if you have a secound consecutively lap dance from them. They also love rubbing their bare titties down there and I don't know about you but there's something about having my hard penis between a womans boobs with nothing separating them except a thin pair of baggy nylon pants. The dancers usually love it too.
A few weeks a go, while a dancer was rubbing her boobs on my belly, she had her arm around my leg and her hand up underneith us giving me a hand job through the pants. Now my eyes were doing funny things.

I might mention, water won't penetrat the nylon material and neither will other fuilds. I would however, keep them washed and stay away from areas that have Black Light because certain body fluids will glow if exposed to Black Light.

It's usually dark in the clubs, so with the dark baggy pant, the woody afterwards isn't obvious. If it is, I just leave.

I guess you can call me a perv, but that's a "Perv with a smile on his face".

 

I'm sure the money that they are snaking from you is a bigger turn on

 

Fixed.

 

HOLY SHIT! I have been looking for you miss posted in 2006....

god damn, totally forgot your goddamned screenie.

 

Thanks!

 

Ew. That's gross. Never been to a strip club, and I have no intentions of going to one. Dens of filth.

 

^They cool if you just want to hoot and hollar...me and my friends try to get them to go home with us so we can run the train. LOL

I feel bad now.

 

What?

I fail to see that I could possibly have any fun at a strip club. No matter how drunk. I'd get depressed and throw my own clothes at the women. I'd probably run into an old school mate or my priest. They're just not cool. Sorry, they're trashy.