Depends on who might catch me. If it was my wife, I would say "Want some of this, Babe?" She knows that I get-off by hand and respects my privacy. There was an incident several years ago when a neighbor (man) walked in on me. I was in my garage, and he just came in the side door without calling-out. He couldn't pretend he didn't know what I was doing, and I couldn't pretend that I wasn't enjoying my dick, since it was sticking out hard and straight from my pants. I just turned around and said "Give me a minute here" and got my cock stuffed back in my pants. Neither of us talked about it afterwards, but I do feel that it somehow made our friendship closer. When I was a young teenager, my Dad walked in on me while I was jacking. I was naked and had no way to hide what I was doing. I was afraid he'd be really mad at me, but he just said "Don't wear that thing out! It's got to last the rest of your life!" At that age, I thought I was the only guy who "did it". I have since come to realize that all males do it, and that my Dad had surely masturbated when he was my age. I tried to conure-up an image of my Dad, naked and stroking his cock the way I did, but I wasn't able to make it too plain.
Depends on who caught me. -If a sister caught me, I'd be a little freaked out. -If a friend caught me (a guy friend) I wouldn't care. -Mom catching me warrants some puke I don't really care if people know that I jerk off, as long as they don't catch me haha.