People and the things they say...

So today I was on the bus, and this girl was telling this guy about her uncle.
She said her uncle had left his wife because the uncle's wife cut all the uncle's hair off in the middle of the night.
Then she followed up by saying that long hair on guys was accepted nowadays but 40 years ago, men NEVER had long hair...that's no men with long hair in the year 1968 for those of you who are too stoned to count.

Anyways,
I thought that was pretty stupid.
What are the stupidest things you've heard people saying/talking about?

 

I hear the stupidest things every day of my life and it makes me sick...

 

A lady called into the am political talk radio show this morning saying that abortion was the reason for rampant illegal immigration into our country because we are aborting away our workforce. It made my brain hurt on several levels.

 

that made me laugh out loud hahah.
but yeah people say stupid shit all the time. it makes me just wanna punch them

 

If I heard someone say something that stupid.. I'd probably get the urge to just casually walk over and start dry humping them without saying a word.

 

doing acid seven times makes you insane.

marlboro smooths crystilize your throat.

I can smoke my hair and get high.

one joint is equal to 4 cigarettes.

 

They teach that in elementary schools

 

cold water boils faster than hot water.

its not the earth that moves, its the sun and the stars.

eating your green beans will put hair on your chest.

a hoodie actually makes you cold because it blocks all the heat from getting in.

all quotes of my retarded dad

 

Most everything. Most pricks work on hear'say and treat it as fact. That's generally why I don't believe a single thing anyone says. I just fuck off and let them carry on believin.

 

Ohhhhh i know a good one.
one time my friend/not my friend because she is a total idiot said:
When i'm in the car with the heat on, i get SOOO much higher.

i about jap slapped her right then and there.

 

Lol^

 

lol at Japslap. I like to just make up totally ridiculous "facts" but present them in a really serious manner and just see how many people I can get to buy into it lol.

 

i would probably buy into anything.. i'm so gullible

 

I cant remember the dumb things I hear

 

me neither, but then again for the most part it would be remembering everything everyone says through the course of a day.....all my work collegues spout is retarded statements

 

Hehe jap slap

 

If it werent for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that semester in college.

 

Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

 

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html#CHEMICAL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

i disagree about the wiki name, because it was never a hoax, dihydrogen monoxide is dangerous stuff, it was just taking advantage of a weakness in the american mind.
i learned of it in high school, in science class, and i recognized that it was water while the rest of the class didn't. the teacher just looked at me, and put a finger to her lips, she didn't want me to give it away! i miss science classes.