Describe The Person Below You

In a novel twist on the classic game, here you must describe the person below you. Failing the possession of psychic powers, there are easier ways to play. Simply post a short description, maybe just a couple of words, and the first person who thinks that that description fits them then makes the next post. And so on...

Ok here goes:

Gregarious and garrulous....

 

Charismatic.

 

British.

 

eccentric and funny

 

beautiful

 

Insane.

 

smelly

 

(i need a shower)

Has secret fantasies and is right-handed

 

I don't mind sharing them.

Whisky fuelled romps on a Sunday morning

 

Like tv and beer, sleeping and dover sole.

 

Insane

 

Its petty much a duty for me to fill this spot, as a prime example of an insane person

Played with lego as a kid (or adult!)

 

Has always liked animals

 

Posesses an extensive collection of vintage tractors.

 

Well what can I say, I like the feel of rust on my skin.

Was once employed by Jim Davidson to hold his copy of the Sun open while he was on the toilet.

 

stole my fave underwear and lied about it.

 

I didn't!


sleeps in a hammock

 

I don't, but it would be fucking awesome.

Enjoys hammond organ music and country dancing.

 

I once won a country dancing competition when I was about 8.

Has a secret lust for Bruce Forsyth.

 

actually I have no idea who that is, so the lust is indeed a secret even to me.

compulsively counts stairs.