ok, now im drunk...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by jerry420, Oct 12, 2008.

  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    here i am 21 beers later...
    am i proud of it?...no, just telling the truth...

    you ever get a second chance in life?...if you think you're gonna or hope it happens...let me dash your hopes right now...you might get that second chance...let me clue you in...you wont fuck it up like you did the first time...hell, you might not fuck it up at all...but it will get completely fucked regardless of your role in the matter...so merry christmas to you happy fuckers out there...let me give a little advice...you're better off being with you...my trust and love is completely gone...keep on the lookout for you...and no one else...merry christmas:cheers2:
     
  2. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    wow, jerry, you must be smashed!

    thanks for the advice, I hope all is well
     
  3. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I just wrote an e-mail requesting a second chance.
     
  4. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Merry Christmas. The only time I ever had 21 drinks I was sleeping in a flowerbed and completely unable to talk let alone type.

    Well done my friend. I will heed your advice.
     
  5. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    here's some advice for you

    DRINK SOME WATER!!!!!!!
     
  6. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    you got some?
    i kid...water brings back the drunk...
     
  7. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    :D
    and hopefully it will help you in the morning
     
  8. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    morning?
    fuck!

    i aint gonna be up till 1pm...at least:cheers2:
     
  9. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    lol
    1pm is morning, in my book.
    actually, lately, it's been my bed time.
    wuteva
     
  10. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I'm starting to forget what being drunk is like. :eek:
     
  11. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Me too, I miss it terribly. Although I experienced a little bit of drunkenness last weekend and it was awesome as drunkenness often is.
     
  12. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    OK now I don't feel quite so bad getting drunk while posting. Thanks Jerry!
     
  13. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I totally agree with you. Your drinking makes you so wise Jerry. I had an elder tell me once. "Everyone thinks you are shit.... now what do YOU think about YOURSELF?"
     
  14. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    i had this 12 of canadian ice drank that all

    got drunk but it made me thirsty for more

    so i went and bought another pack of 12 regular canadian

    drank 9 of that then gave up

    just made me tired
     
  15. 420UFO

    420UFO Member

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    so true, dude... I've had so many changes in life, so many different chances, and in the end life is life, and you can't control a lot of what happens, so you just have to be strong enough to roll with the punches and take the hits.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i woke up in my bed at 10:45 tonight. the last thing i remember before that is driving down the road at about 6 p.m. this evening...

    i didn't even feel drunk at the time; i think this signifies time for a break...
     
  17. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    yikes!
     
  18. 420UFO

    420UFO Member

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    drink moar.
     
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